Manuel: (speaking from beneath the desk so it appears that the moose head is talking)How are you, sir? I can speak English. (rising) Ah, hello Major, how are you today? (disappears beneath desk)
Major: (shocked)W-w-w-w-w-w, I-I-I-I I'm fine, thank you.
Manuel: It's a beautiful day today!
Major: Is it? Oh, yes yes, I suppose it is.
Manuel: Yes. I can speak English. I learned it from a book.
Major: Did you? Did you really?