that miser swag is not sharing the hooker emoticon this one

will have to do for now
Someone has to enable me to upload this stuff.
Speaking of which...
Yeah well too much free time makes me lose my marbles.I had a new gf for a record period of two days & then she started irritating me.

I can see where this is headed...
Sure,i must warn you though she's extremely neurotic & constantly demands attention.The only thing she's got going for herself is that she's hot,has a tight body & most importantly she's always keen for a good time.
There's a phenomenon I used to call "Pennsylvania Butt Explosion", or PBE. While living in Maryland, I used to think it afflicted all decent-looking women in the state once they got married. Then I realized it was an American epidemic. Then I realized it was a global pandemic.
Fortunately my wife really never planned on getting married per se, so she has some kind of weird immunity. But otherwise, here is the wisdom of the ages I have to offer today:
Tap the ass before it crushes you under its own weight. Because a tight body is for now, and neurotic and irritating is forever.
lol that's the dream come true. More likely you build what they said they wanted and then they tell you to change it.
Yeah, Software 101. This is a rule. By the time you finish building it,
if they allow you to, they will looked pissed and say, "Now why did you go and build
that for?"
