What Are You Doing Right Now? (325 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I brought back a special vuvuzela that's under lock and key like some kind of WMD.

Only bring it out when the in-laws are visiting.

And for date nights

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"Watch the sounds I can get out of this puppy now, honey!"


"Greg......god damnit..."

 

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[.zero]

it’s actually multi-purpose

one of them 5-in-1 gizmos

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I've seen them do 3 in 1, but never five.

 

[swag]

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"Watch the sounds I can get out of this puppy now, honey!"


"Greg......god damnit..."

You got your zela in my vuvu!!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

@ßöмßäяðîëя ... where is my truck of peace? Did you take the exit at Slovenia?

I had the Pope in my sights from my patio this morning! His F-16 escort would have been no match for the Surface-to-Air missiles you promised me.

Funny enough, the RPG-7 sight picture does have a cross in it.....

 

[swag]

Sign of the cross, baby.

In the name of the father, son, and the holy toast.

https://www.portugalresident.com/a-million-communion-wafers-ready-for-world-youth-day/

 

[.zero]

I’m all about that Eucharist

 

[swag]

I always wanted to create a sacrilegious business idea to compete with the usual producers of eucharists for Catholic masses.

I was gonna name the product, "I Can't Believe It's Not Christ!"

 

[.zero]

 

[swag]

Burke just gave me an idea for how I could have extended the line with giant dildos... named "I Can't Believe It's Not Father Hennessy!"

 

[.zero]

Dutchmen pls tell me this isn’t true

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Burke just gave me an idea for how I could have extended the line with giant dildos... named "I Can't Believe It's Not Father Hennessy!"

That's a different color dildo, though, yea?

 

[swag]

Dutchmen pls tell me this isn’t true

Blank screen = must be TikTok and their 53 Javascript injections to play that privacy trap

That's a different color dildo, though, yea?

Father Hennessey did drink a lot, so yeah, probably green.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Father Hennessey did drink a lot, so yeah, probably green.

What about these?

 

[swag]

A GAN Bang sounds awesome.

Generative Adversarial Networks... It's like the AI will invent new penis shapes and angles just for your oroficial pleasure.

Gold all the way, baby!

 

[.zero]

What about these?

That Purple & yellow combo goes hard

 

[swag]

That Purple & yellow combo goes hard

Add green and you've got Mardi Gras.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I have 39 8-Balls.

 

[.zero]

No one likes a show off

 

[GordoDeCentral]

9 piece, straight 8 balls