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Out at an immersive conference for four straight days. What'd I miss? :shifty:

Starting ze paperwork to become a Spanish citizen.

Mes que un Club
Does the application have checkboxes for what side you are sworn to kill when the Spanish Civil War arises again? Catalans, Castillians, Basques, etc...

I should try to get a passport from a country no one wants to be a citizen of, like Togo or Central African Republic or something.
How about the "Floating Island Project" in French Polynesia?

In Uganda, you only have to worry about them boiling and eating your gonads if they catch you with Andy's pedicure. But with the Floating Island Project, you gonna be Peter Thiel's robotic free use fantasy.

I’m enjoying guys like Musk and Tate so hard for beaten the media. I’m so tired of many fake narratives. We see it everywhere just like with GDS and Juve. More important people should speak up during interviews
Media and counter-media crap is tiresome. A bunch of wankers yelling back and forth at each other claiming that there is only one universal truth and their truth is the only truth. Meanwhile, there are many conflicting, concurrent truths, based on perspective.

It's like VAR for life: gums up the flow of the game and everyone looks like idiots in the end handing over their agency to an incompetent.

So over that if my only choices are "main media narrative" (of which there are many) versus "nut job whose UFO aliens up his rectum tells him the truth". None of that lot interests me.

Unofficial summer is here. Finally.

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Is that like Juve's unofficial coach for 2023-24?

We are in a Schrödinger's cat loop of time where Allegri is both dead and alive at the same time.

Lol good catch on the pedicure
My giveaway was Andy's platinum wig under the LIFT WTR.

I'm so gay I was born in Chad.
I know Chads are sexy man-hunks that get all the punani these days. At least that's what the incels tell me.

But Chads are getting pregnant and giving birth now too?

At that point, who needs women if you can just f yerself in the mirror all day and let the turkey baster do the rest?
 
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    I know Chads are sexy man-hunks that get all the punani these days. At least that's what the incels tell me.

    But Chads are getting pregnant and giving birth now too?

    At that point, who needs women if you can just f yerself in the mirror all day and let the turkey baster do the rest?

    TERF much????
     
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    Maybe if you have an accordion dong

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    checkenegro no have honda accord mun has only 38 metre penis from birt

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    Here's a language tip that helped my old senile self navigate in todays world:

    - every time you see the prefix trans- replace with NOT
    "Hi Delta, I need to book a Notatlantic flight."
    "I traveled on the Notcanadian Highway before."
    "I love the music of the Notsiberian Orchestra."
    "The Notcontinental Railroad was a major part of Notamerican Economic Expansion."
     
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    checkenegro no have honda accord mun has only 38 metre penis from birt

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    "Hi Delta, I need to book a Notatlantic flight."
    "I traveled on the Notcanadian Highway before."
    "I love the music of the Notsiberian Orchestra."
    "The Notcontinental Railroad was a major part of Notamerican Economic Expansion."
    Got it, Not-ally
     

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    L'autista
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    Here's a language tip that helped my old senile self navigate in todays world:

    - every time you see the prefix trans- replace with NOT
    So like driving a NOT Am in high school?

    Needing a kidney NOTplant?

    Using Google NOTlate to decipher La Gazzetta dello Sport?

    Getting tickets for NOTformers: Rise of the Beasts?

    Listening to a NOTistor radio at the beach?

    checkenegro no have honda accord mun has only 38 metre penis from birt
    I :heart: chickenegro

    Half chicken... half egro

    And 38 meter penises are de rigeur
     

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