What Are You Doing Right Now? (236 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I don't remember agreeing to that.

It was in the facebook EULA.

No Pants membership has its privileges.

No doubt.

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Name all the countries in North America.

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Taint sunning, eh?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[s4tch]

shame i can't put 2 funnies on the above post

 

[X Æ A-12]

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That sounds like a lot of my rape victims before I stab them to death and eat them.

 

[X Æ A-12]

That sounds like a lot of my rape victims before I stab them to death and eat them.

nasally old women screaming in chinese?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's Chinatown, Jake.

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[Bjerknes]

Well, I just heard the news today,
It seems my life is going to change,
I open my ass, see if I'm gay,
Then tears of joy stream down my face.......

With ass wide open, under the sunlight,
Welcome to this place, I'll show you everything,
With ass wide open,
With ass wide open,

Well, I don't know if I'm ready,
To be the man I have to be,
I'll hold my breath, I'll take him by my side,
We pulse in awe, we've wasted seed,

With ass wide open, under the sunlight,
Welcome to this place, I'll show you everything,
With ass wide open, now everything has changed,
I'll show you love, I'll show you everything
With ass wide open,
With ass wide open,
I'll show you everything, oh yeah,
With ass wide open,
Wide open,

If I had just one wish, only one demand,
I hope he's not like me, I hope he understands,
That he can take this life and hold it by the hand,
And he can greet the world with ass wide open,

With ass wide open, under the sunlight,
Welcome to this place, I'll show you everything,
With ass wide open, now everything has changed,
I'll show you love, I'll show you everything
With ass wide open,
With ass wide open,
I'll show you everything, oh yeah,
With ass wide open,
Wide open...

I think this is @GordoDeCentral ’s favorite band.

 

[X Æ A-12]

It's Chinatown, Jake.

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Imagine being this rich and still cucking that hard for money to Chinese or being one of the chinamen that needs Cena to apologize for mentioning Taiwan or you won't go and see whatever gay marvel shit he is slinging.Pathetic all around. I say we fire up the nukes right now

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Imagine being this rich and still cucking that hard for money to Chinese or being one of the chinamen that needs Cena to apologize for mentioning Taiwan or you won't go and see whatever gay marvel shit he is slinging.Pathetic all around. I say we fire up the nukes right now

I don't know if you've ever made a post I more agree with.

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[X Æ A-12]

I swear the Chinese give off micro-dick energy

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Whose picture is that for this thread's thumbnail?

 

[.zero]

I don't know if you've ever made a post I more agree with.

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My 3 favorite people on the way to redemption town that one fateful day

 

[X Æ A-12]

Whose picture is that for this thread's thumbnail?

RUS. He's pretending to be a homosexual to avoid the draft

 

[swag]

That guy better have quit when he got to the bottom of the mountain or he's gonna regret cleaning up all the brown seats.

 

[.zero]

That guy better have quit when he got to the bottom of the mountain or he's gonna regret cleaning up all the brown seats.

FS: under 100 miles, automatic, cd player, 3rd row storage, naturally stained seats

$12k OBO

 

[U Picciriddu]

Somehow women have this ability to make every situation worse than it already is

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My guess is that's sped up, too.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Somehow women have this ability to make every situation worse than it already is

maybe if i just start screaming an ear splittingly loud pitch it will resolve the situation

 

[swag]

FS: under 100 miles, automatic, cd player, 3rd row storage, naturally stained seats

$12k OBO

We call it "chestnut"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Soy sauce stained seating stations.

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Welp, due to client contractions and an impending recession, I was laid off just now.