What Are You Doing Right Now? (188 Viewers)

[U Picciriddu]

So my accountant just asked me the most feminine question ever. Cautiously he asked: mate by any chance do you know how to drill a hole in a wall? I was like yo don’t tell me you never touched any tools in your life. Then he went “yea I know the theory behind it”, what theory you freaking bookworm. It’s literally pressing a tool against a wall. Ffs

I hope it sounds as funny as it was in real life. Will help him out Wednesday lol

 

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[.zero]

That's the best time to go, less people out then.

Bro how tf did it turn into January today

The wind chill fvcked me up this morning

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There's exactly why you need to go, they need you out there

You’re right. These streets be calling me

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Bro how tf did it turn into January today

The wind chill fvcked me up this morning

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You’re right. These streets be calling me

I wasn't expecting it either, stepped outside this morning in a t shirt and shorts and that really woke me up

 

[Fab Fragment]

Dallas Roma F.C.

2.5 miles from my house in Plano, TX

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Just noticed their road sign a few days ago. Think we need to start Dallas Juventus, FC

 

[swag]

So my accountant just asked me the most feminine question ever. Cautiously he asked: mate by any chance do you know how to drill a hole in a wall? I was like yo don’t tell me you never touched any tools in your life. Then he went “yea I know the theory behind it”, what theory you freaking bookworm. It’s literally pressing a tool against a wall. Ffs

I hope it sounds as funny as it was in real life. Will help him out Wednesday lol

"Cautiously he asked: mate by any chance do you know how to drill a hole in a wall?"

And you answered, "Do you mean with my rock hard p3n15?"

Dallas Roma F.C.

2.5 miles from my house in Plano, TX

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Lots of hair-sprayed blondes, fake boobs, and peeps who believe Jews have horns on their head. Paradise.

 

[.zero]

Lots of hair-sprayed blondes, fake boobs, and peeps who believe Jews have horns on their head. Paradise.

Texas

 

[U Picciriddu]

 

[swag]

Nice. A model for how noodz travel throughout the universe.

 

[X Æ A-12]

 

[swag]

You know, I too have struggled with Alopecia for a long time. Who could stand her long fake-assed nails and that glued-on weave? That b*tch still owes me 50 bucks.

 

[.zero]

Okra is low key one of my favorite things to eat

 

[lgorTudor]

Last week I was out in t-shirt and hotpants and now it's snowing

 

[.zero]

Last week I was out in t-shirt and hotpants and now it's snowing

Don’t let nature cuck your lifestyle

live your best life in hotpants through all seasons

 

[swag]

Okra is low key one of my favorite things to eat

Does she still dance down at the Spearmint Rhino?

Last week I was out in t-shirt and hotpants and now it's snowing

It’s either hotpants or no pants

 

[.zero]

The rhino is missed

i live across the street from scores in NYC and it still hasn’t reopened. My neighborhood bar Where everyone knows my name nnot being open has really taken its toll on my life. Damn you Xi Jiping

 

[IliveForJuve]

Moved into a house share 1 month ago and last night one of the guys tried to kiss me on the lips cause he does that with his mates (I know he's not gay or bi, I know his girlfriend). I evaded such faggotry but now things are weird at least for me.

Is this a normal thing in the UK? @JuveJay

Edit: oh and then he went and kissed his guy friend on the lips to prove it's alright.

 

[JuveJay]

Moved into a house share 1 month ago and last night one of the guys tried to kiss me on the lips cause he does that with his mates (I know he's not gay or bi, I know his girlfriend). I evaded such faggotry but now things are weird at least for me.

Is this a normal thing in the UK? @JuveJay

Edit: oh and then he went and kissed his guy friend on the lips to prove it's alright.

Um, fuck no. This isn't France.

If he's a student then I've seen this kind of thing before, plus the modern generation are getting weirder and weirder.

 

[piotrr]

Moved into a house share 1 month ago and last night one of the guys tried to kiss me on the lips cause he does that with his mates (I know he's not gay or bi, I know his girlfriend). I evaded such faggotry but now things are weird at least for me.

Is this a normal thing in the UK? @JuveJay

Edit: oh and then he went and kissed his guy friend on the lips to prove it's alright.

It's just for lols, go with it

 

[X Æ A-12]

Moved into a house share 1 month ago and last night one of the guys tried to kiss me on the lips cause he does that with his mates (I know he's not gay or bi, I know his girlfriend). I evaded such faggotry but now things are weird at least for me.

Is this a normal thing in the UK? @JuveJay

Edit: oh and then he went and kissed his guy friend on the lips to prove it's alright.

Who knows, maybe you'll like it.

 

[.zero]

Moved into a house share 1 month ago and last night one of the guys tried to kiss me on the lips cause he does that with his mates (I know he's not gay or bi, I know his girlfriend). I evaded such faggotry but now things are weird at least for me.

Is this a normal thing in the UK? @JuveJay

Edit: oh and then he went and kissed his guy friend on the lips to prove it's alright.

Brits don’t do well with homosexuality