What Are You Doing Right Now? (176 Viewers)

[JuveJay]

I saw an ad for it and it reminded me of where we are in 2021

Who the fuck really wants to see these "artistes"?

Why do these modern artists have such shit names?

 

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[swag]

Went snowboarding today guys. Freaking awesome! (In Archer's voice)

As long as you aren't getting a boner thinking about your mom dying.

I ordered a burger and they brought me 6.

You win. Hands down.

Do they just not know how to count in Miami?

Great actually. Lots of chicas from all over the US. People going crazy in South Beach because of spring break. It truly is the perfect place if you don't give a chit about catching the thing.

I've gotten a bit paranoid about getting Covid though so I toned it down. I'm fucked if I test positive before flying out.

I never did the South Florida Spring Break thing. I'd probably have a few extra diseases if I did, but probably just as well.

Spend enough time in Florida, and the next thing you know you're stealing the school funds for the kids you illegitimately had with that Tiger Woods-level trailer park skank and spending them on an ATV ... where you roll over on a beach sand dune drinking a mojito in a 7-Eleven Big Gulp cup and kill yourself .

When you're watching "The Grammys" (sic, sick) and the only thing that stands out to you is a "Megan Thee Stallion" lyric where she references her "tiny waist."

The Grannies haven't been relevant in decades... if even that.

I don't know if it's because of the diversity of music tastes relatives to movies (Oscars), TV shows (Emmys), etc. But the Granny Awards always seem the most ridiculously weak of the lot.

She's still singing eh? Didn't even know.

J Lo is going for the Madonna Award for Female Artist We Most Wish to Go Away Already. After her it will be Beyoncé.

 

[Nzoric]

J Lo

My laptop never recovered back in 2013 when her sextape 'leaked'

 

[Bjerknes]

She's still singing eh? Didn't even know.

I liked Destiny's Child, but she just gets more cringy over time.

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The Grannies haven't been relevant in decades... if even that.

I don't know if it's because of the diversity of music tastes relatives to movies (Oscars), TV shows (Emmys), etc. But the Granny Awards always seem the most ridiculously weak of the lot.

J Lo is going for the Madonna Award for Female Artist We Most Wish to Go Away Already. After her it will be Beyoncé.

I get the push to bring in a bunch of different genres of music to inspire inclusion, but when the last resort is an artist named "Bad Bunny" rapping to the song "YHLQMDLG" with voice manipulation all over the place, I think I'm going to pass.

 

[DAiDEViL]

...When the last resort is an artist named "Bad Bunny" rapping to the song "YHLQMDLG" with voice manipulation all over the place, I think I'm going to pass.

Just googled that. WTF.

She looks worse than I imagined.

 

[Bjerknes]

Just googled that. WTF.

Bad Bunny

She looks worse than I imagined.

Her music is even worse.

The only artists I can stand, primarily because their music isn't bad, is Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish. The Weeknd didn't even get nominated, probably because too many white people like him.

 

[ALC]

I actually like Bad Bunny tho. He’s not a great singer by any means but he makes a lot of fun songs, especially because he collabs with everyone

 

[DAiDEViL]

Was just waiting for ALC.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I actually like Bad Bunny tho. He’s not a great singer by any means but he makes a lot of fun songs, especially because he collabs with everyone

Tuz's most basic member.

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Puerto Rico has ruined music for everyone else.

 

[X Æ A-12]

That one hour change totally thrown me off. Not sure i will be able to get anything done today

 

[IliveForJuve]

Yup. And her song "Savage" just won best rap song.

Rakim, Nas, Tupac, and Biggie have never won a Grammy.

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27 Grammys for Beyonce What a joke.

Lmao, just saw that her daughter won a Grammy. As if we needed any more proof than these awards are a circle jerk.

Pure nepotism.

 

[Signora Omicidi]

I almost died last night. I inhaled carbon monoxide In a closed room. I was getting ready for my exams so went to a room without knowing pipes of heater were separated. I went into Coma FOR ABOUT 2hours before my body send series of shock waves to wake me up. I got up suddenly and threw out my belly inside out, but still couldn't move or think or scream for any help . The oxygen in my blood was so low that my brain couldn't function at all. I knew I was in deep shit but couldn't order my body to move. Fortunately my wife came in to room and bringing me something to eat. When she saw my condition she knew I was in deep shit and did everything she could to stop me from getting brain damage. Tnx god I'm alive and somehow healthy. I wasn't ready to go this much soon.

All I'm thinking right now what would have happened to life of my loved ones if I went this soon. This is the hardest part of dying young. You don't give a shit about yourself dying, you only think about the life you have ruined by just going unexpectedly soon.

 

[Wings]

I almost died last night. I inhaled carbon monoxide In a closed room. I was getting ready for my exams so went to a room without knowing pipes of heater were separated. I went into Coma FOR ABOUT 2hours before my body send series of shock waves to wake me up. I got up suddenly and threw out my belly inside out, but still couldn't move or think or scream for any help . The oxygen in my blood was so low that my brain couldn't function at all. I knew I was in deep shit but couldn't order my body to move. Fortunately my wife came in to room and bringing me something to eat. When she saw my condition she knew I was in deep shit and did everything she could to stop me from getting brain damage. Tnx god I'm alive and somehow healthy. I wasn't ready to go this much soon.

All I'm thinking right now what would have happened to life of my loved ones if I went this soon. This is the hardest part of dying young. You don't give a shit about yourself dying, you only think about the life you have ruined by just going unexpectedly soon.

Glad you made it but that's some scary shit. What kind of a room is that?

 

[swag]

I get the push to bring in a bunch of different genres of music to inspire inclusion, but when the last resort is an artist named "Bad Bunny" rapping to the song "YHLQMDLG" with voice manipulation all over the place, I think I'm going to pass.

Florida voted for Bad Bunny even more than Trump, I'm sure. And Bad Bunny is kind of a kook. He ain't terrible, and I only let him live because I believe he's smart enough to know that he's mostly trolling his idiot fanbase. He's a bit one-note with his music, but whaddyagonnado with that whole reggaeton genre? The whole point is to be endlessly repetitive and act stupid.

As stupid as naming a song after your Facebook password.

I actually like Bad Bunny tho. He’s not a great singer by any means but he makes a lot of fun songs, especially because he collabs with everyone

Reggaeton is a younger, poorer man's 2 Live Crew. Just more Latin. Hopefully Luke Campbell will run over J Balvin with his Cadillac.

Puerto Rico has ruined music for everyone else.

Word. Reggaeton has caused far more damage than Hurricane Maria. And Trump didn't even bother to throw paper towels at it.

That one hour change totally thrown me off. Not sure i will be able to get anything done today

Dude, you've doped out for far longer, amirite? Kinda lamecake to call it a day when you haven't even put a pipe in your mouth.

I almost died last night. I inhaled carbon monoxide In a closed room. I was getting ready for my exams so went to a room without knowing pipes of heater were separated. I went into Coma FOR ABOUT 2hours before my body send series of shock waves to wake me up. I got up suddenly and threw out my belly inside out, but still couldn't move or think or scream for any help . The oxygen in my blood was so low that my brain couldn't function at all. I knew I was in deep shit but couldn't order my body to move. Fortunately my wife came in to room and bringing me something to eat. When she saw my condition she knew I was in deep shit and did everything she could to stop me from getting brain damage. Tnx god I'm alive and somehow healthy. I wasn't ready to go this much soon.

All I'm thinking right now what would have happened to life of my loved ones if I went this soon. This is the hardest part of dying young. You don't give a shit about yourself dying, you only think about the life you have ruined by just going unexpectedly soon.

Holy crap. What a near-death experience. Sorry you had to go through that, but glad you survived it.

Life throws some weird mojo at us sometime. I hope you can leverage that experience to motivate you to make more out of the remaining life you have.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I almost died last night. I inhaled carbon monoxide In a closed room. I was getting ready for my exams so went to a room without knowing pipes of heater were separated. I went into Coma FOR ABOUT 2hours before my body send series of shock waves to wake me up. I got up suddenly and threw out my belly inside out, but still couldn't move or think or scream for any help . The oxygen in my blood was so low that my brain couldn't function at all. I knew I was in deep shit but couldn't order my body to move. Fortunately my wife came in to room and bringing me something to eat. When she saw my condition she knew I was in deep shit and did everything she could to stop me from getting brain damage. Tnx god I'm alive and somehow healthy. I wasn't ready to go this much soon.

All I'm thinking right now what would have happened to life of my loved ones if I went this soon. This is the hardest part of dying young. You don't give a shit about yourself dying, you only think about the life you have ruined by just going unexpectedly soon.

I'm sure it was unbelievably scary but I'm glad you're ok.

You can't go out like that with this current Juve squad being the last one you've seen

 

[campionesidd]

Yup. And her song "Savage" just won best rap song.

Rakim, Nas, Tupac, and Biggie have never won a Grammy.

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27 Grammys for Beyonce What a joke.

Beyonce has to be the most overrated artist of all time. I don’t like a single song of hers.

 

[Signora Omicidi]

I'm sure it was unbelievably scary but I'm glad you're ok.

You can't go out like that with this current Juve squad being the last one you've seen

Yeah that was scary as shit.
I told my wife don't intrupt my studying she thought everything is OK. I went to the room sat on a comfortable chair and start studying. Every thing were going smooth about an hour in the room then I start feeling I can't understand the lessons as easy as before, I though I'm tired or something but I didn't do anything and kept going on, that shit even don't let you know what is hitting you until is too late.

Aftar another hour. I felt I can't even consedirate or even think about something, it was in that moment I knew was in deep shit. I knew something was wrongly wrong but damage was done and it was too late for me. I couldn't do shit. I couldn't even rise a finger. First I thought I had a brain stroke and my body is paralized beacuse of it but suddenly I saw the heater in the room without its pipes connected to it.

I knew the reason but couldn't do anything, the oxegen in my blood was so low that I started forgetting why am I there or who am I, let alone shout out for any help.

I sat on the chair and just feeling its the end. I completely accepted my fate I didn't even have any pain in my body or problem in breathing. It was like sleeping but I knew deep down I won't get up from this sleep.

After 4 hours of not coming out of room my wife got worried, she came to room with some fruits and foods to see me on the floor and all the liquids in my body came out of my mouth and nose poured all on the floor.

Even she first thought I had a stroke but thanks God she saw the heater without pipes in that moment and instantly dragged me out of the room and out of the building alone.

I got woke up at hospital.with the worst headache I could imagine and throwing up numerous times.
The doctor told me I would have gotten brain damage or even dying if she didn't take me out of building and helping me getting fresh air. I had one or 2 minutes of life in me when she came to room.

I have got some bruises on my head, hands and somewhere elses due to her dragging me down stairs to take me out of building for fresh air.

I survived tnx to my wife efforts. I can't even imagine how stupid would have been to go forever on the chair in your room when you feel the safest.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Yeah that was scary as shit.
I told my wife don't intrupt my studying she thought everything is OK. I went to the room sat on a comfortable chair and start studying. Every thing were going smooth about an hour in the room then I start feeling I can't understand the lessons as easy as before, I though I'm tired or something but I didn't do anything and kept going on, that shit even don't let you know what is hitting you until is too late.

Aftar another hour. I felt I can't even consedirate or even think about something, it was in that moment I knew was in deep shit. I knew something was wrongly wrong but damage was done and it was too late for me. I couldn't do shit. I couldn't even rise a finger. First I thought I had a brain stroke and my body is paralized beacuse of it but suddenly I saw the heater in the room without its pipes connected to it.

I knew the reason but couldn't do anything, the oxegen in my blood was so low that I started forgetting why am I there or who am I, let alone shout out for any help.

I sat on the chair and just feeling its the end. I completely accepted my fate I didn't even have any pain in my body or problem in breathing. It was like sleeping but I knew deep down I won't get up from this sleep.

After 4 hours of not coming out of room my wife got worried, she came to room with some fruits and foods to see me on the floor and all the liquids in my body came out of my mouth and nose poured all on the floor.

Even she first thought I had a stroke but thanks God she saw the heater without pipes in that moment and instantly dragged me out of the room and out of the building alone.

I got woke up at hospital.with the worst headache I could imagine and throwing up numerous times.
The doctor told me I would have gotten brain damage or even dying if she didn't take me out of building and helping me getting fresh air. I had one or 2 minutes of life in me when she came to room.

I have got some bruises on my head, hands and somewhere elses due to her dragging me down stairs to take me out of building for fresh air.

I survived tnx to my wife efforts. I can't even imagine how stupid would have been to go forever on the chair in your room when you feel the safest.

Even luckier to end up only with bruises too

 

[.zero]

Surprise

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Yeah that was scary as shit.
I told my wife don't intrupt my studying she thought everything is OK. I went to the room sat on a comfortable chair and start studying. Every thing were going smooth about an hour in the room then I start feeling I can't understand the lessons as easy as before, I though I'm tired or something but I didn't do anything and kept going on, that shit even don't let you know what is hitting you until is too late.

Aftar another hour. I felt I can't even consedirate or even think about something, it was in that moment I knew was in deep shit. I knew something was wrongly wrong but damage was done and it was too late for me. I couldn't do shit. I couldn't even rise a finger. First I thought I had a brain stroke and my body is paralized beacuse of it but suddenly I saw the heater in the room without its pipes connected to it.

I knew the reason but couldn't do anything, the oxegen in my blood was so low that I started forgetting why am I there or who am I, let alone shout out for any help.

I sat on the chair and just feeling its the end. I completely accepted my fate I didn't even have any pain in my body or problem in breathing. It was like sleeping but I knew deep down I won't get up from this sleep.

After 4 hours of not coming out of room my wife got worried, she came to room with some fruits and foods to see me on the floor and all the liquids in my body came out of my mouth and nose poured all on the floor.

Even she first thought I had a stroke but thanks God she saw the heater without pipes in that moment and instantly dragged me out of the room and out of the building alone.

I got woke up at hospital.with the worst headache I could imagine and throwing up numerous times.
The doctor told me I would have gotten brain damage or even dying if she didn't take me out of building and helping me getting fresh air. I had one or 2 minutes of life in me when she came to room.

I have got some bruises on my head, hands and somewhere elses due to her dragging me down stairs to take me out of building for fresh air.

I survived tnx to my wife efforts. I can't even imagine how stupid would have been to go forever on the chair in your room when you feel the safest.

That's nuts

Glad you're ok

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I almost died last night. I inhaled carbon monoxide In a closed room. I was getting ready for my exams so went to a room without knowing pipes of heater were separated. I went into Coma FOR ABOUT 2hours before my body send series of shock waves to wake me up. I got up suddenly and threw out my belly inside out, but still couldn't move or think or scream for any help . The oxygen in my blood was so low that my brain couldn't function at all. I knew I was in deep shit but couldn't order my body to move. Fortunately my wife came in to room and bringing me something to eat. When she saw my condition she knew I was in deep shit and did everything she could to stop me from getting brain damage. Tnx god I'm alive and somehow healthy. I wasn't ready to go this much soon.

All I'm thinking right now what would have happened to life of my loved ones if I went this soon. This is the hardest part of dying young. You don't give a shit about yourself dying, you only think about the life you have ruined by just going unexpectedly soon.

What an incredible experience, traumatic no doubt but what a rush, glad you alright