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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Chatanooga is a fun city.
I think I caught that from a tranny hooker once. Nothing antibiotics couldn’t clear up.

Man, I can't wait to start writing a new book and create. I feel like a bomb ready to explode words on that shitty paper.
I have mercy for that paper.

Not a big fan of creed, but it's one of the oldest perfume houses around. For me lately, it's been mostly dior gris day, and tuscan leather at night
Nice. Here in Portugal, I just dab a little cheiro de sardinha. Drives them Portuguese girls wild.

Diagnosed with an upper respiratory infection, which I'm hoping clear up before the coronavirus edition comes around.
You definitely want that resolved to stay out of the risk zone. Comorbidities are a beeyotch. Good luck!

What is she really saying? Nice undies though.
Might be tucking the nutsack a bit tho.
 

AFL_ITALIA

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Jun 17, 2011
31,785
Got a message from a recruiter about a job requiring 4 years of experience that I'm in no way qualified for (yet), working with Google's cloud service for $102 per hour. Could you even imagine money like that? I don't think I can. Will have to continue to dream for now...
 

s4tch

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Mar 23, 2015
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Got a message from a recruiter about a job requiring 4 years of experience that I'm in no way qualified for (yet), working with Google's cloud service for $102 per hour. Could you even imagine money like that? I don't think I can. Will have to continue to dream for now...
haha, i just recalled a story. it was christmas eve 2017, wastewater flooded our basement, it was like a meter (~2 feet) deep. we were in the middle of a family dinner, so we called a guy who had some fancy waterproof trousers, asked me for an electric pump i had lying around, dropped the pump in the wastewater, let the pump do the trick, and half an hour later, he asked for 50k local money (~200 usd). not bad for standing in shit in a pair of waterproof rubber trousers for half an hour. fucker also denied to issue an invoice at first request.

anyway, good luck for the job, i hope you get it when you have the required qualification.
 

AFL_ITALIA

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Jun 17, 2011
31,785
haha, i just recalled a story. it was christmas eve 2017, wastewater flooded our basement, it was like a meter (~2 feet) deep. we were in the middle of a family dinner, so we called a guy who had some fancy waterproof trousers, asked me for an electric pump i had lying around, dropped the pump in the wastewater, let the pump do the trick, and half an hour later, he asked for 50k local money (~200 usd). not bad for standing in shit in a pair of waterproof rubber trousers for half an hour. fucker also denied to issue an invoice at first request.

anyway, good luck for the job, i hope you get it when you have the required qualification.
I don't think I could handle 30 minutes of that to be fair :p
these jobs are reserved for (((them)))
But how do the Chinese get it then? Have they forged an alliance we should worry about?
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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Got a message from a recruiter about a job requiring 4 years of experience that I'm in no way qualified for (yet), working with Google's cloud service for $102 per hour. Could you even imagine money like that? I don't think I can. Will have to continue to dream for now...
You might be able to get one of those higher paying tech jobs easier than you think. Too much turnover from the "woke" enviroment they've fostered is a real problem for them.

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haha, i just recalled a story. it was christmas eve 2017, wastewater flooded our basement, it was like a meter (~2 feet) deep. we were in the middle of a family dinner, so we called a guy who had some fancy waterproof trousers, asked me for an electric pump i had lying around, dropped the pump in the wastewater, let the pump do the trick, and half an hour later, he asked for 50k local money (~200 usd). not bad for standing in shit in a pair of waterproof rubber trousers for half an hour. fucker also denied to issue an invoice at first request.

anyway, good luck for the job, i hope you get it when you have the required qualification.
the company i work for frequently has to request offsite work from electricians. These electricians show up, to fix their own errors, and want $400 per hour to be on site. To fix an issue created by their own shoddy work.

its actually cheaper for the company to have its own dedicated electrical team, fly them out across the country and put them up in a nice hotel then it is to hire an electrician in the area. insanity. i shouldve been an electrician
 

AFL_ITALIA

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Jun 17, 2011
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You might be able to get one of those higher paying tech jobs easier than you think. Too much turnover from the "woke" enviroment they've fostered is a real problem for them.
I just don't know enough yet. I study every day though, so I'm hoping maybe in another two or so months I could land an entry level job.
 

AFL_ITALIA

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Jun 17, 2011
31,785
what are you studying again?
Well... :D

I started with SQL to try to immediately move into a QA analyst job at a company a friend works at, that didn't work. So now I'm working on web development (HTML, CSS, JavaScript). After that I'll throw on Python, more advanced SQL, and maybe revisit C++ for good measure. At that point I figure I could do a number of things (frontend/backend/fullstack web development, QA, data analytics, DBA, etc).
 

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