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[swag]

Damn, that was some potent Portuguese gin...

It's been like 8 weeks since I broke my hand and still hasn't fully recovered.

I've got the grip strength of a baby.

Not gonna say it...

if it were a physical location I would urinate on the floor.

I have to hand it to that guy in Berlin tho...

https://www.dw.com/en/several-injured-after-man-urinates-off-berlin-bridge/a-49304556

Question. Is Chicago deep dish a pizza or is it a casserole?

That's like asking if haggis is a kind of sausage.

I actually tried Beyond Meat this past weekend. Decent taste on the bite but no aftertaste.

It was definitely edible if seasoned properly and toppings added but meh I don't think i will buy any

Even if it hits the vegan checkboxes for climate change and humane treatment of animals, my suspicion is that it's more than dubious for human health. We have a history of making synthetic cheese (Velveeta) and butter (margarine), etc., and the lesson has been that overprocessed foods will kill you no matter what magic fairy dust you want to sprinkle on it.

But that’s a breakfast. Can’t wait for @swag to quote all these comments and write a novel.

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Portuguese gin slows you down something fierce, I gotta say...

But the bread debate? Yeah, loves me some naan. That is some of my all time fave. But the Portuguese here have breads down to a science as well as an art. This place is enough to make some gluten-free Nazi's colon explode.

Puri too.

As a lazy, fat American, sometimes you just need to stuff a bunch of food in a pouch and call it a day.

Pouch? The American in me wants it pre-digested and delivered in liquid tube form, mang.

So my older brother visited from Chicago a couple of weeks ago. Classic American perspective. We order some fantastic fish, whole. He's just put off that there's actually a skeleton inside the thing and it is just too much damn work to get the meat off.

This from a guy who literally looked at the infamous Portuguese tile calçadas sidewalks here and said, "Look at these old sidewalks. You'd think they could have just paved them over by now."

And people wonder why Americans get the reputation they do...

Bro I’ll take us back to Day Zero for a good banh mi

I don't quite get the whole banh mi thing though. Apologies to the Earl of Sandwich (Dusan), but it's still a fokking sandwich. Yes, they can be good. But the sandwich is just the white man's quesadilla. (And I love quesadillas, btw.) There are too many creative outlets for Vietnamese food for me to get excited about something that can be wrapped in cellophane and eaten while standing up at a gas station

Pleasanton at the moment but looking to move just a smidge Northwest soon.

Too quiet out here, too many whites. Not usual complaints one would have about the East Bay but here I am.

My younger bro lives in Martinez... I hear ya.

Tequila and seoñoritas

Now you're talking, Eazy! Man, I still envy you for that jaunt and all its chica loco family dynamics and heartbreak that might have brought too.

oh yea its real nice town just meant the name is silly

You want silly, try Milpitas. Try to make that town name sound good. I dare you.

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a28116699/taco-bell-resort-reservations-photos/

@swag

Who wouldn't want to take a dump in the King Chalupa Suite toilet?

My grandmother passed away tonight. She was 89 and she lived with me entire life. She was pretty hard to handle but this is such a huge blow

Wow, so sorry to hear that, Dusan. It's great that you got so much irreplaceable time with her. But so sucks to lose those daily interactions with her.

Girl i used to hook up with in college sent me a "hi" message on snapchat. Wasn't sure why but then I looked at her story and she is very pregnant.

Its been two years so i am mathematically safe but what a silly hoe.

Sounds to me like she hit the past regrets stage and decided to press play.

And sorry about your last grandparent.

 

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[Hængebøffer]

So my older brother visited from Chicago a couple of weeks ago. Classic American perspective. We order some fantastic fish, whole. He's just put off that there's actually a skeleton inside the thing and it is just too much damn work to get the meat off.

This from a guy who literally looked at the infamous Portuguese tile calçadas sidewalks here and said, "Look at these old sidewalks. You'd think they could have just paved them over by now."

And people wonder why Americans get the reputation they do...

When I’ hung over I binge youtube. I’ve seen a lot of videos of people visiting Copenhagen. Most of the Americans feel like they’re in a fairytale

 

[.zero]

@swag <Seinfeld voice> what’s the deal with Portuguese gin anyway?

 

[X Æ A-12]

You want silly, try Milpitas. Try to make that town name sound good. I dare you.

Get me the job I want there and "Milpitas" will bring me the joy of hearing "you are not the father".

Hope is crucial.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Pouch? The American in me wants it pre-digested and delivered in liquid tube form, mang.

So my older brother visited from Chicago a couple of weeks ago. Classic American perspective. We order some fantastic fish, whole. He's just put off that there's actually a skeleton inside the thing and it is just too much damn work to get the meat off.

This from a guy who literally looked at the infamous Portuguese tile calçadas sidewalks here and said, "Look at these old sidewalks. You'd think they could have just paved them over by now."

And people wonder why Americans get the reputation they do...

Does he not eat lobster or crab then? Though I must admit, I've never eaten fish like that.

Is your brother Karl Pilkington?

When I’ hung over I binge youtube. I’ve seen a lot of videos of people visiting Copenhagen. Most of the Americans feel like they’re in a fairytale

Haven't you been to Crown Heights? Picture seeing that all of your life, then Copenhagen

 

[.zero]

Crown heights is real deal

@swag Good ol Milpitas. The taint of South Bay

 

[ALC]

Doing a eurotrip with my boys this August. Amsterdam, somewhere in Germany, Vienna, Montenegro and Albania. If any of the eurocucks here will be anywhere there, hit me up.

 

[.zero]

You should try to recreate and experience as much of the film Hostel as possible

It’s totes fun

 

[X Æ A-12]

You should try to recreate and experience as much of the film Hostel as possible

It’s totes fun

True at least it begins with sex with Svetlana.

Doing a eurotrip with my boys this August. Amsterdam, somewhere in Germany, Vienna, Montenegro and Albania. If any of the eurocucks here will be anywhere there, hit me up.

Cool man. You should hit up @Zacheryah and make sure he's ok.

 

[.zero]

And @Völler

 

[swag]

@swag <Seinfeld voice> what’s the deal with Portuguese gin anyway?

I dunno, really. Good question. I think it goes back to the Luso-British Alliance of 1386 ... when Portugal decided it needed to get its gigantic gin-and-tonic on, serving it in something the size of your head like Americans do.

Karl Pilkington

Good reference.

Crown heights is real deal

@swag Good ol Milpitas. The taint of South Bay

I prefer "The Choad of the South Bay", but that's a local dialect. (I don't do "grundle".)

 

[ALC]

True at least it begins with sex with Svetlana.

Cool man. You should hit up @Zacheryah and make sure he's ok.

There won’t be any black people with the group so I guess I could

 

[DAiDEViL]

Do Cologne @ALC

 

[ALC]

Do Cologne @ALC

Thanks for the suggestion, I’ll look into it

 

[Gagi]

My grandmother passed away tonight. She was 89 and she lived with me entire life. She was pretty hard to handle but this is such a huge blow

primi moje saučešće

ja sam, evo, 18. dan totalno sjeban, tad mi tetka primljena na vma. lečila se od šizofrenije i depresije, pila teske lekove 5.5 godina i to je izgleda prouzrokovalo trovanje jer njen organizam prosto nije mogao da se nosi sa tim. žena totalno adinamična, mi zovemo hitnu, oni kažu da je pogoršanje psihičkog stanja i da mogu doći samo u pratnji policije da je odvedu u lazu, gde je već bila. a pošto se žena plaši toga ko đavo od krsta, nismo im rekli da dođu. kažu da zovemo terence, al oni nemaju nosila i vraćaju nas na hitnu. i sutradan opet zovemo hitnu, kažemo aman ljudi, žena umire, spava već 15h i ne možemo da je probudimo. i konačno pošalju kola. izmere pritisak, šećer, temperaturu i kažu vodite je kod urologa, da verovatno ima infekciju urinarnog trakta. došla kola čim se probudila, uzeli uput i odveli u urgentni, a tamo se doktori krstili što je žena u takvom stanju dobila uput za jebenog urologa. mislili da je šlog, uradili scan, al nije. pa radili zilion testova i poslali je na vma, na toksikologiju. stalo joj srce posle par dana, reanimirali je, ali je odmah pala u komu. probudila se posle 2.5 dana, samo da bi je sačekala upala pluća i još neke infekcije jer njen imunosistem ne može više ništa da odbrani. sad ima sepsu, bori se kao lav, pravi mvp, i tamo kažu da je medicinski fenomen. i dalje adinamična totalno, ali barem je komunikativna, svesna, jede, mokri, sve što nije mogla pre nego sto je otišla. imala ne daj bože otok na rukama i nogama, ali to je sad splasnulo, mada nas zabrinjavaju neki podlivi na peti, ali kažu da je to od ležanja. angažovali fizioterapeuta, valjda će joj pomoći. nemam ja sad neki do jaja odnos sa njom, i ona je teška žena u pizdu materinu, pogotovo što ima tu zajebanu bolest , ali sam navikao na nju, 10 godina se već brinemo i njoj i krv je, jebiga. još da pobedi sepsu i biće sve dobro. izvini što davim sa svojim problemima..

budi jak druže, šta da ti kažem. previše sam ljudi sahranio u svom životu i znam kako ti je. ne daj se.

da mi neko ne sere sto pišem na sprskom, da bacim apdejt dole
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i just made rice pudding. we usually have it with milk or water, not using pudding. but i found some decent recipe, followed instructions, added some extra vanilla pudding and it turned out pretty damn good.

 

[.zero]

Come se dice

 

[Dostoevsky]

Thanks for the words of support, guys. Love ya all.

primi moje saučešće

ja sam, evo, 18. dan totalno sjeban, tad mi tetka primljena na vma. lečila se od šizofrenije i depresije, pila teske lekove 5.5 godina i to je izgleda prouzrokovalo trovanje jer njen organizam prosto nije mogao da se nosi sa tim. žena totalno adinamična, mi zovemo hitnu, oni kažu da je pogoršanje psihičkog stanja i da mogu doći samo u pratnji policije da je odvedu u lazu, gde je već bila. a pošto se žena plaši toga ko đavo od krsta, nismo im rekli da dođu. kažu da zovemo terence, al oni nemaju nosila i vraćaju nas na hitnu. i sutradan opet zovemo hitnu, kažemo aman ljudi, žena umire, spava već 15h i ne možemo da je probudimo. i konačno pošalju kola. izmere pritisak, šećer, temperaturu i kažu vodite je kod urologa, da verovatno ima infekciju urinarnog trakta. došla kola čim se probudila, uzeli uput i odveli u urgentni, a tamo se doktori krstili što je žena u takvom stanju dobila uput za jebenog urologa. mislili da je šlog, uradili scan, al nije. pa radili zilion testova i poslali je na vma, na toksikologiju. stalo joj srce posle par dana, reanimirali je, ali je odmah pala u komu. probudila se posle 2.5 dana, samo da bi je sačekala upala pluća i još neke infekcije jer njen imunosistem ne može više ništa da odbrani. sad ima sepsu, bori se kao lav, pravi mvp, i tamo kažu da je medicinski fenomen. i dalje adinamična totalno, ali barem je komunikativna, svesna, jede, mokri, sve što nije mogla pre nego sto je otišla. imala ne daj bože otok na rukama i nogama, ali to je sad splasnulo, mada nas zabrinjavaju neki podlivi na peti, ali kažu da je to od ležanja. angažovali fizioterapeuta, valjda će joj pomoći. nemam ja sad neki do jaja odnos sa njom, i ona je teška žena u pizdu materinu, pogotovo što ima tu zajebanu bolest , ali sam navikao na nju, 10 godina se već brinemo i njoj i krv je, jebiga. još da pobedi sepsu i biće sve dobro. izvini što davim sa svojim problemima..

budi jak druže, šta da ti kažem. previše sam ljudi sahranio u svom životu i znam kako ti je. ne daj se.

da mi neko ne sere sto pišem na sprskom, da bacim apdejt dole
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i just made rice pudding. we usually have it with milk or water, not using pudding. but i found some decent recipe, followed instructions, added some extra vanilla pudding and it turned out pretty damn good.

Doktori su realno debili. Ne mogu da nabrojim koliko slucajeva poznajem, a da su nesto haos sjebali. Zvuci bas jezivo, i toliko haoticno da ne mogu da verujem... nadam se da ce iz te bitke izaci kao borac. Inace, moja tetka ima rak i bori se jako dugo, ali mislim da je na ivici da izgubi borbu. Zamisli kako je mojoj mami, evo, sad keva a mozda uskoro i sestra. Bas haos stanje i atmosfera.

 

[.zero]

I dunno, really. Good question. I think it goes back to the Luso-British Alliance of 1386 ... when Portugal decided it needed to get its gigantic gin-and-tonic on, serving it in something the size of your head like Americans do.



Good reference.



I prefer "The Choad of the South Bay", but that's a local dialect. (I don't do "grundle".)

Yeah I'm not a 'grundle' kinda guy either

 

[X Æ A-12]

why are so many trophies just a big cup made out of precious metal? whose idea was it that most trophies should be cups?

dumb.

 

[Hængebøffer]

@Dostoevsky - It’s not possible to post pictures in pm so here: