Maddy

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Jul 10, 2009
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@DAiDEViL @Maddy @Kyle @Fr3sh

I was out bouldering with a girl from the climbing gym the other day... at some point, I don't recall how it came up, I said "idle hands are the devil's playthings." So she flips her lid, starts going off about how I am an ableist asshole, she can't believe I could say something so appalling, and that she knows someone who has some sort of disability with their hands, and she was so disgusted by my insensitivity and inability to recognize my privilege of being born into a healthy and properly functioning body. :lol:

Anyways, I said that this was one of the most "supremely retarded" rants I had ever heard. Was scared for my life after this.

Time to stay away from climbing gym for a while. Angry mob of Everyday Feminism types might lynch me. :lol:
So.. did you fuck her?
 

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Oct 11, 2005
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@DAiDEViL @Maddy @Kyle @Fr3sh

I was out bouldering with a girl from the climbing gym the other day... at some point, I don't recall how it came up, I said "idle hands are the devil's playthings." So she flips her lid, starts going off about how I am an ableist asshole, she can't believe I could say something so appalling, and that she knows someone who has some sort of disability with their hands, and she was so disgusted by my insensitivity and inability to recognize my privilege of being born into a healthy and properly functioning body. :lol:

Anyways, I said that this was one of the most "supremely retarded" rants I had ever heard. Was scared for my life after this.

Time to stay away from climbing gym for a while. Angry mob of Everyday Feminism types might lynch me. :lol:
:lol:

Climbing girls can be real intense. Some of them can be pretty cool though, at least here in Utah.
 

Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
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@DAiDEViL @Maddy @Kyle @Fr3sh

I was out bouldering with a girl from the climbing gym the other day... at some point, I don't recall how it came up, I said "idle hands are the devil's playthings." So she flips her lid, starts going off about how I am an ableist asshole, she can't believe I could say something so appalling, and that she knows someone who has some sort of disability with their hands, and she was so disgusted by my insensitivity and inability to recognize my privilege of being born into a healthy and properly functioning body. :lol:

Anyways, I said that this was one of the most "supremely retarded" rants I had ever heard. Was scared for my life after this.

Time to stay away from climbing gym for a while. Angry mob of Everyday Feminism types might lynch me. :lol:
:lol::lol:
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
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Ha! I missed this one.

This is a glaring red light and siren that this woman should not be -- in Dusanspeak -- fertilized.
Too late. We procreated in the woods before the end of the world arrived. :shifty:

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So.. did you fuck her?
See above, we getting' married, shotgun wedding style. Except, this one it ain't no angry redneck father with the shotgun, bunch of autistic lesbian feminists instead. Not sure which would be scarier. :scared:

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I'm still patiently waiting for her to ask me to diddle her while she holds hands or toes with gimpy. You inspired me, bro.

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:lol:

Climbing girls can be real intense. Some of them can be pretty cool though, at least here in Utah.
Yeah. When they are intense but still sane, that passion is amazing.

When you worried they might murder you in your sleep for being an "ableist" or squishing a mosquito, not so amazing.

Utah has some amazing climbing by ze way. Spent a month bouldering in Joe's Valley and in Moe's Valley, and a couple weekends hiking in Zion a few years ago,
 

DAiDEViL

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Feb 21, 2015
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Yeah. When they are intense but still sane, that passion is amazing.

When you worried they might murder you in your sleep for being an "ableist" or squishing a mosquito, not so amazing.

Utah has some amazing climbing by ze way. Spent a month bouldering in Joe's Valley and in Moe's Valley, and a couple weekends hiking in Zion a few years ago,
You killing animals? I'm done with you.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
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Too late. We procreated in the woods before the end of the world arrived. :shifty:

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See above, we getting' married, shotgun wedding style. Except, this one it ain't no angry redneck father with the shotgun, bunch of autistic lesbian feminists instead. Not sure which would be scarier. :scared:

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I'm still patiently waiting for her to ask me to diddle her while she holds hands or toes with gimpy. You inspired me, bro.

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Yeah. When they are intense but still sane, that passion is amazing.

When you worried they might murder you in your sleep for being an "ableist" or squishing a mosquito, not so amazing.

Utah has some amazing climbing by ze way. Spent a month bouldering in Joe's Valley and in Moe's Valley, and a couple weekends hiking in Zion a few years ago,
I did Moes valley last November. It's very dope.
 

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