What Are You Doing Right Now? (148 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Older woman ftw

Especially ones who have given up on their dream of marriage and kids.

45 year olds who go to Justin Bieber concerts wearing way too short shorts and tight tops?

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

45 year olds who go to Justin Bieber concerts wearing way too short shorts and tight tops?

34 and under

 

[DAiDEViL]

34 and under

And they've given up on kids and marriage already?

Or do you mean they actively chose to have neither?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

And they've given up on kids and marriage already?

Or do you mean they actively chose to have neither?

Maybe not given up, but realised that they're not wifey material

 

[X Æ A-12]

Holy shit John Dunsworth died

Looks like the liquor won in the end

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

wot

http://whyimasturbatemyson.blogspot.pe/2016/05/why-i-masturbate-my-profoundly-disabled.html?m=1

 

[X Æ A-12]

There's a hot girl at my work who seems stressed a lot. I think masturbation therapy could help.

And I'm not sure her IQ is above 20 so I think she might need someone who cares to help

 

[IliveForJuve]

You should poke a hole in her just to see what's inside.

 

[Wittl]

Older woman ftw

Especially ones who have given up on their dream of marriage and kids.

Especially ones who have marriage and kids.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Especially ones who have marriage and kids.

That's bad karma

 

[DAiDEViL]

There's a hot girl at my work who seems stressed a lot. I think masturbation therapy could help.

And I'm not sure her IQ is above 20 so I think she might need someone who cares to help

Where do you work?

 

[Hust]

@Dru


Getting my basement finished in a couple weeks. Making an area for my TV, etc. Want to get a nice pool table and ping pong table. Any recommendations?

 

[Seven]

@Dru


Getting my basement finished in a couple weeks. Making an area for my TV, etc. Want to get a nice pool table and ping pong table. Any recommendations?

Make it a gym. Get in shape. Fuck a 20 year old. Buy a convertible. Have a proper midlife crisis.

 

[Hust]

Make it a gym. Get in shape. Fuck a 20 year old. Buy a convertible. Have a proper midlife crisis.

I’m already in shape

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AND a ping pong table would help cardio

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I’m already in shape

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AND a ping pong table would help cardio

Lol so funny i think i will pick me up one this weekend, ping pong table

 

[Hust]

Lol so funny i think i will pick me up one this weekend, ping pong table

Game on then when we meet one day

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Glad you aren’t here to berate me on how I support my club

 

[IliveForJuve]

So, after I got hepatitis I called my new bosses to tell them that I would not be able to go to work for 3 weeks as recommend by the doctor. They agreed to wait for me to recover so I would be able to start 3 weeks later.

Well, today I called the person in charge of my department to tell them I could start on Monday and they told me that one of the partners will call me on Monday.

I thought they'd be like yeah, awesome, see you on Monday. Now I'm wondering whether they still want me or not

 

[GordoDeCentral]

So, after I got hepatitis I called my new bosses to tell them that I would not be able to go to work for 3 weeks as recommend by the doctor. They agreed to wait for me to recover so I would be able to start 3 weeks later.

Well, today I called the person in charge of my department to tell them I could start on Monday and they told me that one of the partners will call me on Monday.

I thought they'd be like yeah, awesome, see you on Monday. Now I'm wondering whether they still want me or not

Yeah you're done

 

[Bianconero81]

@IliveForJuve Get well soon buddy.

In Thailand, Hepatitis and Ping Pong go hand in hand.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Yeah you're done

Most likely, yeah.

@IliveForJuve Get well soon buddy.

In Thailand, Hepatitis and Ping Pong go hand in hand.

Gracias, bebé

The worst has already passed. I just can't eat junk for the next 5 months.

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And not being able to go to the gym idk for how long.