My juventuz sabatical started due to me just being tired of the normal shit that goes on here.
And then I suffered the tremendous misfortune of finding fulltime employment.
And then I got more involved in running the golf club (I'm now Greens Convener, so I get to tell the greenkeepers what changes to make to the course

).
So my return just got lost among that other stuff.
Still been watching plenty football and
most Juve games.
Anything interesting been happening around here in my absence?
You must have looked like someone who lost a lot of balls.