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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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You should have done more coke and abused your Indio maids.
:lol2:

I'm wearing shorts and now shirt.
Get ready for No Pants Day tomorrow. Otherwise known to Dru as "morning".

Shilpa Shetty still won't get in that position when it matters
I'll be sure to make an animatronic sex robot version of her made of pipe cleaners to avoid that problem.

Good pussy is hard to find.

Sorry, man. :dule:
 

Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
61,692
Battling between doing some more coke before going home or just lay it off so I can sleep a bit sooner

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As for looking for girlfriend material, when I met my current gf I wasn't even looking for one. As soon as I met her I knew that she would be the one.

I'm probably gonna marry this girl. She's just perfect for me.

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Note: I opted for abstaining from doing coke. After an hour, the comedown is not so bad.
Hopefully you'll OD and your girlfriend finds you dead and passes out.
 

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