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Apr 12, 2004
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    :lol:

    Forgot about these:

    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that everyone will die. They're just a ploy to bring in people in large areas to kill. Mao will be resurrected, the stadiums will be gassed, and it will be a glorious event with ding dong music sanctimoniously being blasted out of megaspeakers while the dead bodies are dumped in their rivers!
    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that nobody will be able to watch the events due to all the pollution.
    ßüякε;1641392 said:
    The TRUTH about the Beijing Olympics is quite simple....too many chinks, too much Chinese food, too many people dead from various things, too few NON POOR people........too bad I don't care.
    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that death, destruction, poverty, murder, pollution and bird flu will now be what the Olympics are all about!
    ßüякε;1641404 said:
    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that SARS will be the wishes of most contestants.
    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that all contestants will be required to place needles in their neck to show the utmost respect for the greatest army in the world with the smallest penises - The Chinese Military.
    ßüякε;1641420 said:
    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is most nations are going not to compete, but to steal the children to bring them back to their home nations to give them less pay for their manual labor, but at least give them a better life.

    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is most are there to steal China's oil.

    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is most are going to see how they should not live.

    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is most are attempting to take a vacation because Iraq wasn't militaristic enough for them.

    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is it fucking sucks.
    ßüякε;1641436 said:
    The truth about the Beijing Olympics is every chink will be executed based on their "looking like dirty Japs".
     
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    ßüякε;1935116 said:
    How are you always late to work?
    not always, just the past 3 days. my cold and sore throat kept me awake. so i used to sleep at about 1 or 2pm, and wake up at 6pm, just in time for my work cab to pick me up. i guess ill have to sleep earlier today than spend time here! :sad:
     

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