What Are You Doing Right Now? (189 Viewers)

[.zero]

Them Swedes always beefin


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[swag]

Them Swedes always beefin


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...and meatballin.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Threw away my 6 iron today

Road rage evidence?

 

[.zero]

...and meatballin.

Road rage evidence?

Rough day on the back 9

 

[swag]

It's even funnier that the reetard on Urban Dictionary spelled it "Sweedish"... and not even just once as a one-off typo or mispelling.

 

[ZoSo]

Transgenders are so last year. I'm all transpecies up in this beyootch.

I'm transhelo. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[swag]

I'm transhelo. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

You are my hero.

 

[Nenz]

I'm transhelo. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m $#@!ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

You are so brave

 

[.zero]

Wow so much action

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Wow so much action

 

[.zero]

Whataburger is the fucking best

I was in Dallas this past weekend and indulged in somem late night taquitos twice son

 

[swag]

What a poutine.

 

[Osman]

Ugh unpleasant. Just recently had gastroscopic procedure. Fucking long tube with camera through your throat, nasty feeling forcing so much gag reflexes in such short time (don't even try the gay jokes).

To wait months to get a remiss to get this appointment only for them to find nothing is good news, but also such a waste of time my lazy doctor could have considered other options.

 

[swag]

Well at least it wasn't a colonoscopy then.

 

[Seven]

Ugh unpleasant. Just recently had gastroscopic procedure. Fucking long tube with camera through your throat, nasty feeling forcing so much gag reflexes in such short time (don't even try the gay jokes).

To wait months to get a remiss to get this appointment only for them to find nothing is good news, but also such a waste of time my lazy doctor could have considered other options.

Wut?

You're just going to like put this out there and then tell us to refrain from gay jokes?

Not cool, dude, not cool :depressed

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Whataburger is the fucking best

I was in Dallas this past weekend and indulged in somem late night taquitos twice son

You ever been to hard 8 in dallas?

 

[Osman]

Well at least it wasn't a colonoscopy then.

Lol. Exactly what the nurse joked when my friend who was there for same said this fucking sucks.

 

[Seven]

Lol. Exactly what the nurse joked when my friend who was there for same said this fucking sucks.

I wonder if they follow up a colonoscopy with this procedure though.

 

[.zero]

You ever been to hard 8 in dallas?

Yeah it's good bbq but I prefer other spots like Pecan Lodge in downtown Dallas

 

[Wings]

Ugh unpleasant. Just recently had gastroscopic procedure. Fucking long tube with camera through your throat, nasty feeling forcing so much gag reflexes in such short time (don't even try the gay jokes).

To wait months to get a remiss to get this appointment only for them to find nothing is good news, but also such a waste of time my lazy doctor could have considered other options.

Remiss