What Are You Doing Right Now? (191 Viewers)

[.zero]

The American dream

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[IliveForJuve]

One step closer to retirement

Actually yeah. I make more money being self-employed.

 

[Seven]

Plus he gets to be neighbors with Obama

Makes it easier to egg his house.

I wonder if Andy would move to Chicago if Obama went back there, just so he could continuously shout insults at him.

 

[.zero]

River North would be my preferred neighborhood in Chicago

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Lazing around at home cos I got no interest to go to work today. Too bad I have to.

 

[Ocelot]

That's about right @Osman but I am a believer. Like I can tell you 101%, Gigi will be lifting the Scudetto trophy two weeks from today

What if he gets a really really bad cold the day before? What if he breaks his arms and can't lift things anymore?

You clearly haven't thought that through very well.

 

[Maddy]

Good thing Jesus went to heaven.

#PublicHolidayTomorrowDrunkTonite

 

[Seven]

Good thing Jesus went to heaven.

#PublicHolidayTomorrowDrunkTonite

Isn't Jesus God?

 

[swag]

Blasphemer

 

[Maddy]

Isn't Jesus God?

I see Houellebecq already got that fake country of yours.

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Blasphemer

That's how I like them

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@Völler Skal du med i byen i aften? Vi tager på Butcher's

 

[Völler]

@Völler Skal du med i byen i aften? Vi tager på Butcher's

Hvem er "vi"? Og hvorfor?

 

[Maddy]

Hvem er "vi"? Og hvorfor?

Mig og min bændelorm.

 

[Völler]

Mig og min bændelorm.

Troede det var Søren.

 

[DAiDEViL]

@X

 

[Ocelot]

Isn't Jesus God?

It's complicated

 

[swag]

It's complicated

Is that Jesus' Facebook status?

 

[Ocelot]

Is that Jesus' Facebook status?

Not sure if they got internet in heaven.

Then again, Jesus resides in all of us.

 

[swag]

Not sure if they got internet in heaven.

Then again, Jesus resides in all of us.

Him and Ghengis Khan's seed.

 

[.zero]

Isn't Jesus God?

Jesus does one helluva job at landscaping my house back in Texas

So yeah, he is God

 

[swag]

Jesus does one helluva job at landscaping my house back in Texas

So yeah, he is God

When I was in high school I worked at a Wag's. One day I took over for the dishwasher, with his name badge that said "Jesus". He left it for me.

I got to wear it (and keep it) and tell everyone, "Nobody f*s with the Jesus!"