What Are You Doing Right Now? (94 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

and these half-sneezes are pissin me off! Just sneeze goddamnit! dont make me breathe in like a mofo for nothing!

 

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[Bozi]

tickle the top of your mouth with your tongue just before you are going to sneeze

 

[blondu]

My nose is running like Niagara Falls! FML!

now thats bad..get yourself a tone of lemons..

sorry what? you were on ambulances and now fire engines? what are you a jack-o-all-emergency services?

well..to explain it shortly...the paramedics belong to the emergency situations system...that system has the firemans..the paramedics...the extrication service...so i have been a fireman for a year..then i made a 3 moths first aid course..and i've becomed a paramedic..and now they switched me back again :frown:

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

thanks. ill try that. breathing in harder than usual sometimes does the trick!

 

[Bozi]

now thats bad..get yourself a tone of lemons..



well..to explain it shortly...the paramedics belong to the emergency situations system...that system has the firemans..the paramedics...the extrication service...so i have been a fireman for a year..then i made a 3 moths first aid course..and i've becomed a paramedic..and now they switched me back again :frown:

3 month first aid course and yo can be a paramedic?
i just believe that all teh emergency services are specialized and firemen should be firemen, paramedics should be paramedics,etc...as they all have a specific skill-set and expertise

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Akright boys.

Bozi, Sheik, the lot, see you flipside.......

 

[Bozi]

take it easy burkey, and dont sleep with your mouth open, i may come dangle my balls down your throat

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

see you Tyrone...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

im gonna hit the sack too. gotta wake up in3.5 hours to go to work. FML!

 

[Bozi]

it is my day off but i get up at 0630 and drive my gf to work, by the time i get home i cannot sleep FML

 

[blondu]

3 month first aid course and yo can be a paramedic?
i just believe that all teh emergency services are specialized and firemen should be firemen, paramedics should be paramedics,etc...as they all have a specific skill-set and expertise

u don't learn so in 3 months i know..but u learn in time with practicing your job..seeing on the field what do you need to do...because you learn sth on every intervention ,we ain't alone on the ambulance, we have a doctor so we followed his commands at first, but now we can handle it...we are..the management is at the beginning here..and the number of individuals that have that first aid course is starting to raise..so they swiched me this month for another one that finished the course so that he can gain exp...and i will rot with the hoses/daily drills on mizerable weather conditions..and so on...

 

[RAMI-N]

it is my day off but i get up at 0630 and drive my gf to work, by the time i get home i cannot sleep FML

That's life...

 

[Martin]

blondu, where do you live?

 

[Bozi]

ok see here a paramedic is a trained practitioner,they go through extensive training and are competent to asses and implement emergency care.

 

[Martin]

ok see here a paramedic is a trained practitioner,they go through extensive training and are competent to asses and implement emergency care.

Your joyful typing threw me there for a minute.

 

[Bozi]

Your joyful typing threw me there for a minute.

you would think that after all this time my typing would improve eh?

 

[blondu]

blondu, where do you live?

romania

ok see here a paramedic is a trained practitioner,they go through extensive training and are competent to asses and implement emergency care.

i hope to become in 3,4 years a real paramedic...with all my courses...see here..now..at my stage..i cannot drain blood..or give the guy medicine...the doctor or the doctor assistant does that...we take care of wounds..hive 02...cervical collar..immobilize the victime's fracture members or spine..(we are called to take care especially on traumatic incidents:falls..drowned..burned..electrocuted..etc)

 

[Bozi]

hmmm all the good stuff then?

 

[blondu]

hmmm all the good stuff then?

aah..yes.."good"=tragedies ..only good things are when an 19 years brunette babe calls us to ease her heart pains...so clothes off to exam ..

 

[Bozi]

you know that paramedics have a high rate of alcoholics in their profession, though they still fall behind chefs and firemen as the most drunken professionals out there.