Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,346
Trying to get a friend who is on a beach in Italy to ask the girl next to him if she really has a golden vagina and if he might have a look at it. So far he's not completely convinced I'm feeding him the right hookup lines in Italian.
 

Ocelot

Midnight Marauder
Jul 13, 2013
18,943


What annoys me is that the south is ignored by tourists when they go to Italy, the go to the obvious spots but not many places in the south. In general I am speaking.
For Austrians/me it's a lot easier to go to the northern cities, you're there after 5-9 hours of driving/train depending on where exactly you wanna go. To get to the south, you'd definitely need a two day trip or plane. Same for beaches of course, although I'm not that big of a fan of beach vacations.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
82,921
For Austrians/me it's a lot easier to go to the northern cities, you're there after 5-9 hours of driving/train depending on where exactly you wanna go. To get to the south, you'd definitely need a two day trip or plane. Same for beaches of course, although I'm not that big of a fan of beach vacations.
Sand in the ol vag can definitely ruin a good time
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,789


What annoys me is that the south is ignored by tourists when they go to Italy, the go to the obvious spots but not many places in the south. In general I am speaking.
Hey, I know a lot of Italians -- people from Toscana, etc. -- who resisted going to Sicilia for years and were surprised they held out so long after they finally did so. It's not just tourists outside of Italy.

Trying to get a friend who is on a beach in Italy to ask the girl next to him if she really has a golden vagina and if he might have a look at it. So far he's not completely convinced I'm feeding him the right hookup lines in Italian.
:lol:

So Morrissey got his junk grabbed going through TSA.

Welcome to San Francisco, Morrissey. :heart: Now stop yer whining.

Morrissey claims sex assault by security at US airport
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-33731489
British singer Morrissey has claimed he was sexually assaulted by a security officer at San Francisco International Airport, who he says "groped" him.
TSA! TSA! TSA! Woo hoo!
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
82,921
Hey, I know a lot of Italians -- people from Toscana, etc. -- who resisted going to Sicilia for years and were surprised they held out so long after they finally did so. It's not just tourists outside of Italy.



:lol:

So Morrissey got his junk grabbed going through TSA.

Welcome to San Francisco, Morrissey. :heart: Now stop yer whining.

Morrissey claims sex assault by security at US airport
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-33731489


TSA! TSA! TSA! Woo hoo!
Put another 'W' in the win column
 

Dostoevsky

Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
89,026
I got many praises these days how good I do my job :D and I even sold s6 today for like 900e to some foreigner. Can't believe I'll get like 90e for working 40-45 days lol. I will most likely spend it on for my birthday to treat my friends. So... oh well, better luck next month.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
Yeah I think I had a great month, especially for a beginner. Nobody expected sales but I managed to hit 1-2k euros per day. But then again, with this system it's quite sad I won't be getting any bonuses, so might as well lay back and get my minimal wages :p
The only thing I can think off that you can sell in Belgrade to turn that profit alone is 'women'
 

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