Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,558
Was out and about with two boys today. Fantastic weather. Standing in line outside a kiosk waiting to order some burgers while the boys ran around the place. Made small talk with this girl. Didn't even hit on her & she was like my husband & my kid are waiting for me. WTF!
Haha some are so full of themselves plus so socially awkward that they think any guy who is just casual chitchatter is trying to hit on em/flirt.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,354
Was out and about with two boys today. Fantastic weather. Standing in line outside a kiosk waiting to order some burgers while the boys ran around the place. Made small talk with this girl. Didn't even hit on her & she was like my husband & my kid are waiting for me. WTF!
Haha some are so full of themselves plus so socially awkward that they think any guy who is just casual chitchatter is trying to hit on em/flirt.
I'm pretty sure it's because you're black. Girls are scared of the snake.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,558
I honestly don't think that would happen :p

Only thing I see a pro woman soccer player beating me in is stamina. A high school soccer team can win over the women's NT and that says a lot about the gulf in difference between the genders when it comes to sports.
Thats what we did when we were 15-16 with our lazy/silly junior team, beat the 3rd best team in Female swedish league with big numbers, the physical difference in tempo, size and strenght (headers/struggle for balls was fairly easy), plus technique was huge (this in particular is clear cut factor), even if they were alot more organised and tactical then us. It was just an unserious friendly, but they couldnt keep up, we ran nonstop and won with 6-7 plus goals (female goalies in particular arent accostumed to the kind of shots we did). Apparently few months later they wanted rematch (few of the chicks were from our area/our seniors in school), I wasnt there, but it ended like 9-1 when they were giving their best from the get-go. At the end they said it was very valuable training to face us.


But its not just any random team of males vs them tho (likes of Marta would buttrape you lol), not that foregone conclusion, but yeah if its a decent-ok male team, the physical AND ESPECIALLY technical differences between the genders (boys who like football litterally play it as soon as they start walking, not the same with them) would be stark enough for the outcome to be unfavourable on consistent basis.
 

Dostoevsky

Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
89,100
No, I'm afraid not. How is it?
I watched it last night. It instantly became one of the best movies I ever saw. Chars are great, pace is amazing, dialogs are great and everything is in the right place. Brilliant movie. Thought you might like since you're into that stuff yourself, plus you like Kafka's Trial (I'm not implying they are similar, tho :D).
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,354
I watched it last night. It instantly became one of the best movies I ever saw. Chars are great, pace is amazing, dialogs are great and everything is in the right place. Brilliant movie. Thought you might like since you're into that stuff yourself, plus you like Kafka's Trial (I'm not implying they are similar, tho :D).
I'll look into it, thanks!
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,549
Thats what we did when we were 15-16 with our lazy/silly junior team, beat the 3rd best team in Female swedish league with big numbers, the physical difference in tempo, size and strenght (headers/struggle for balls was fairly easy), plus technique was huge (this in particular is clear cut factor), even if they were alot more organised and tactical then us. It was just an unserious friendly, but they couldnt keep up, we ran nonstop and won with 6-7 plus goals (female goalies in particular arent accostumed to the kind of shots we did). Apparently few months later they wanted rematch (few of the chicks were from our area/our seniors in school), I wasnt there, but it ended like 9-1 when they were giving their best from the get-go. At the end they said it was very valuable training to face us.


But its not just any random team of males vs them tho (likes of Marta would buttrape you lol), not that foregone conclusion, but yeah if its a decent-ok male team, the physical AND ESPECIALLY technical differences between the genders (boys who like football litterally play it as soon as they start walking, not the same with them) would be stark enough for the outcome to be unfavourable on consistent basis.
You know nothing about me to make a statement like that.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,354
Thats what we did when we were 15-16 with our lazy/silly junior team, beat the 3rd best team in Female swedish league with big numbers, the physical difference in tempo, size and strenght (headers/struggle for balls was fairly easy), plus technique was huge (this in particular is clear cut factor), even if they were alot more organised and tactical then us. It was just an unserious friendly, but they couldnt keep up, we ran nonstop and won with 6-7 plus goals (female goalies in particular arent accostumed to the kind of shots we did). Apparently few months later they wanted rematch (few of the chicks were from our area/our seniors in school), I wasnt there, but it ended like 9-1 when they were giving their best from the get-go. At the end they said it was very valuable training to face us.


But its not just any random team of males vs them tho (likes of Marta would buttrape you lol), not that foregone conclusion, but yeah if its a decent-ok male team, the physical AND ESPECIALLY technical differences between the genders (boys who like football litterally play it as soon as they start walking, not the same with them) would be stark enough for the outcome to be unfavourable on consistent basis.

It sure comes pretty close. There is no physicality and no speed in women's football whatsoever. It has improved, but it's still dreadful. And it's hardly understandable either. If I were to sprint against a female professional sprinter, I'd lose by a great margin. I am however faster than almost all female professional soccer players.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,558
Yeah physical difference is stark. Generally male team that play regurarly and organised together (an actual team, even in amateaur) and are somewhat fit would mean most likely winning or being competetive, but not any random pick up pub team of random nobodies as ALC was suggesting. Atleast against the very absolute best professionals, who are fit and well intuned with the game. But yeah otherwise physically the difference is so stark that it would be too difficult and get beaten regurarly for sure.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,549
Yeah, I'd lose against a female sprinter too but to be fair, they look like this:



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Yeah physical difference is stark. Generally male team that play regurarly and organised together (an actual team, even in amateaur) and are somewhat fit would mean most likely winning or being competetive, but not any random pick up pub team of random nobodies as ALC was suggesting. Atleast against the very absolute best professionals, who are fit and well intuned with the game. But yeah otherwise physically the difference is so stark that it would be too difficult and get beaten regurarly for sure.
Imagine a team of me, Kyle, Matt, Hustini, Zach, Albo, Fint, Zoso, B_Aus, etc playing together for a couple months. Sure, there's a few soft pussies in there but I think we'd stand a chance.
 

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