What Are You Doing Right Now? (236 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

I remember the first time Mother took me to see a Negro

A real mother-son bonding experience... Was this when she showed that Negros have bigger cocks too.

Look Maddy, see, I can't fit this one all the way inside my mouth, like Daddy's...

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As opposed to Badass, who doesn't get to poke anything with his stick.

He uses a plastic stick to poke himself. He's attached it to his chair, and sits on it while he watches Conte interviews on repeat.

 

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[Maddy]

A real mother-son bonding experience... Was this when she showed that Negros have bigger cocks too.

Look Maddy, see, I can't fit this one all the way inside my mouth, like Daddy's...

Mother would never speak that way. Mother introduced me to diversity. It was beautiful behind bars.

 

[Nzoric]

He uses a plastic stick to poke himself. He's attached it to his chair, and sits on it while he watches Conte interviews on repeat.

I have the weirdest boner right now

 

[Osman]

PostMoronic sounds like he was a Dane in a previous life...

 

[Post Ironic]

Mother would never speak that way. Mother introduced me to diversity. It was beautiful behind bars.

Biodiversity? I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with an aardvark?

 

[Maddy]

PostMoronic sounds like he was a Dane in a previous life...

He does seem to bond very well with Völler.

 

[Post Ironic]

PostMoronic sounds like he was a Dane in a previous life...

Hey. You. Only Völler is allowed to call me that.

 

[Maddy]

Biodiversity? I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with an aardvark?

Hey. A fetish is a fetish. YOU GO GURL!

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@Völler

 

[Post Ironic]

I have the weirdest boner right now

Is it made of plastic too?

 

[Ocelot]

Better late than never @Völler.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

ouch

 

[Dostoevsky]

Shots being fired.

 

[Osman]

Better late than never @Völler.

Is he sending you a rep you replying to? Rhetorical question, ofcourse he is.

 

[Ocelot]

Is he sending you a rep you replying to? Rhetorical question, ofcourse he is.

The fucker repped me on a post from January 1st wishing me a happy New Year

 

[Maddy]

The fucker repped me on a post from January 1st wishing me a happy New Year

Sick son of a Birthe.

 

[Post Ironic]

Whenever I think of Denmark, I think of:

It's really irritating tbh.

 

[Maddy]

Whenever I think of Denmark, I think of:

It's really irritating tbh.

MGM?

Makes sense since us Jews rule Denmark.

 

[Nzoric]

Whenever I think of Denmark, I think of:

It's really irritating tbh.

Whenever I think of Canada..

.. oh wait, I don't.

 

[Post Ironic]

Yahweh damn it! Maddy!

I mean Babette's Feast. I had to watch it in high school English class for some bizarre reason. Seriously. Why the fuck did we watch a Danish film in English class in Canada?

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Whenever I think of Canada..

.. oh wait, I don't.

Shut up refugee. And no, you're not "dearest" anymore.

 

[Maddy]

Yahweh damn it! Maddy!

I mean Babette's Feast. I had to watch it in high school English class for some bizarre reason. Seriously. Why the fuck did we watch a Danish film in English class in Canada?

Masterrace is everywhere.