What Are You Doing Right Now? (235 Viewers)

[Maddy]

Someone care to explain instead of stupid ?

Caveman :sergoi:

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I put a dildo in my ass last night.

So.. did you liek it?

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

It was a vibrator, not a dildo.

That clears thing up.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I guess.

 

[Nzoric]

I like pressing a vibrator against my fillet while fapping

 

[Martin]

@Osman

I wasn't ready for this. Too white.

 

[Osman]

He's awesome

As I said, expert on making chicks blush, but forgot to say also make white folks feel awkward

 

[Nzoric]

Pretty sure that I became single tonight. I came home from a party, she was supposed to sleep at my place. She came home to me about 3 min after me and she arrived with such an attitude. I mean, yeah, im shitfaced. Why is that so terrible. Stop throwing your bag and keys demonstratively like youve never been shitfaced you little cunt.

Told her to just continue home because I wasnt in the mood to handle her fukcing attitide. Then came a hurricane of cussing in serbian.

felt good.

 

[IliveForJuve]

what's the big deal, yo. Women love to complain and make a fuss out of nothing.

 

[Nzoric]

what's the big deal, yo. Women love to complain and make a fuss out of nothing.

But do you always want to deal with their bullshit? Seriously, she acted like a class 1 bitch tonight - and i don't wanna be with that.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I get you. My ex was a total bitch whenever she found out I got high. For some reason they think they can dictate your life just because you're dating.

Anyways, talk it out with the gf when things cool down.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Pretty sure that I became single tonight. I came home from a party, she was supposed to sleep at my place. She came home to me about 3 min after me and she arrived with such an attitude. I mean, yeah, im shitfaced. Why is that so terrible. Stop throwing your bag and keys demonstratively like youve never been shitfaced you little cunt.

Told her to just continue home because I wasnt in the mood to handle her fukcing attitide. Then came a hurricane of cussing in serbian.

felt good.

Come drink with me.

 

[swag]

I put a dildo in my ass last night.

I did the next best thing. My neighbor handed me a DVD of a recent Tom Cruise movie. Edge of Tomorrow . Now how am I supposed to take an action movie seriously with a name like a lameassed soap opera?

And it's basically the plot of Groundhog Day - except it's not supposed to be funny.

What da...

Pretty sure that I became single tonight. I came home from a party, she was supposed to sleep at my place. She came home to me about 3 min after me and she arrived with such an attitude. I mean, yeah, im shitfaced. Why is that so terrible. Stop throwing your bag and keys demonstratively like youve never been shitfaced you little cunt.

Told her to just continue home because I wasnt in the mood to handle her fukcing attitide. Then came a hurricane of cussing in serbian.

felt good.

To be safe, you may want to check for car bombs.

what's the big deal, yo. Women love to complain and make a fuss out of nothing.

True. It's like their version of the Champions League.

 

[Dostoevsky]

A girl told me that I scare her sometimes.

I'm on a good road.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Dusan, the Scary!

 

[IliveForJuve]

Third world problems. You can't load porn videos while downloading other stuff simultaneously.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Dusan, the Scary!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Shit, I could've delivered it better if I said "Ivan the Terrible... Vlad the Impaler... Dusan the Scary!"

I'm so much more creative when I'm stoned.

 

[Dostoevsky]

No worries I'm easily impressed if it comes from a friendly face.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No worries I'm easily impressed if it comes from a friendly face.

That's the spiwit!

 

[Nzoric]

Swans concert last night. Never felt so physically abused after a gig.

Considering that they're all in their fifties, it was impressive to see them play for almost three hours with no breaks - incredible.

Even got to have a chat with their German philosopher slide guitarist after the gig