What Are You Doing Right Now? (280 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Right, what's going on in here/

 

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[JuveJay]

Btw - it's ridiculous how much attention I get from girls wearing this

Truth. I sometimes wear a very similar one my niece made me.

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Right, what's going on in here/

The 10th day of Drinkmas.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sweet!

 

[swag]

To beat a six year old, you must first think like a six year old.

To beat a six year old, I prefer a rather standard wooden baseball bat.

@<a href="http://forum.juventuz.org/member.php?u=17131" target="_blank">Völler</a> @<a href="http://forum.juventuz.org/member.php?u=1840" target="_blank">swag</a>
Think I might have discovered a new type of poop, perhaps not as elusive as the phantom but possibly not too far off.
...

So with that in mind, I proclaimed from this day onward it would be known as an Ernest Shakleton

I love the name. But from your description, it almost sounds like Jack Dawson in a Bridal Gown

Ah yes, the glory wipe

Best when accompanied with a nice march by John Philip Sousa.

 

[ALC]

Btw - it's ridiculous how much attention I get from girls wearing this

maybe they're looking for a gay friend to go shopping with them.

 

[Fint]

@swag at everything

 

[Hængebøffer]

maybe they're looking for a gay friend to go shopping with them.

Only idiots can't see a kid made this.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Oh we did, it was even first two rounds, 3rd round was embarrassing, I got owned hard by a ice cold killer of a 6 year old

You.. you have no qualities besides getting down like sack of nuts.

 

[Völler]

@Völler @swag
Think I might have discovered a new type of poop, perhaps not as elusive as the phantom but possibly not too far off.


It invloved the creation of one of those lenghty unbroken champion poops, you know the ones that half dissappear down the toilet and the other end pops out of the water like an anaconda scanning above the surface of its underwater lair?

Well the next part of this rare occurance involved the casual discarding of the used toilet paper into the toilet, and by blind luck it fell in such a way upon the chocolate log so that the only visual evidence of it was the piece left above the waterline. I gazed upon this miraculous happening and couldn't help but draw comparisons to the sight of a ship stuck in the Antarctic ice caps.

So with that in mind, I proclaimed from this day onward it would be known as an Ernest Shakleton

 

[Lapa]

Fint and swag.

 

[.zero]

Hey girls

 

[Lapa]

 

[swag]

Drink enough beer, Lapa, and your breasts grow.

 

[Lapa]

Drink enough beer, Lapa, and your breasts grow.

:xfinger: Always wanted to be a shemale...so hopefully your advice is good.

 

[Salvo]

Here's a story for all y'all. So here I am in Italy a year ago, hook up with this girl. Nothing to major. We start talking, end up talking for a year. Some really sweet Shit, kisses, pet names. I come back this year, for family and partly for her. She is coming to Australia by the way, to live for the time being. She is meant to come back with me, same flight. So I get here all good, tell her I really like her. She says right now so much is going on I can only be a friend, give me some time. A lot has happened plus moving away so I'm like ok sweet. . Meant to see her Christmas night she doesn't respond at all for a day after. I randomly get a call saying come get a coffee. She tells me a guy she knows well and she is really close to him says he loves her. She said it's freaked me out I don't know what to do. I need space. I'm like Uhh ok. But I was meant to see her the next day, she doesn't respond all day so I'm like wtf. I'll go to her house. She only calls me and says pretty much the same Shit as the last day. Ok.. I message her that I'm like I hope we are sweet, I don't want it to be awkward. I get a reply the next morning "my boyfriend saw the messages and cracked it"... I'm like what? Boyfriend? I don't even know this guys name, but apparently I don't know him, doesn't have Facebook. I'm like what the fuck? I feel fucked around, you become boyfriend with this dude a week before leaving to Aus? When were you planning on telling me? She says it all happened so fast... Didn't want to hurt anyone, I didn't know you wanted me that much.. But now I have been told by close friends of hers and mine. That she talks a lot of Shit, they even think she has two personalities... So now I'm doubting whether this dude exists, like it might be an excuse? By the way, we are sitting next to each other on the plane.. What... Shit sorry it's long.

 

[.zero]

Can we add that to our set for the forums?

Drink enough beer, Lapa, and your breasts grow.

That makes sense

 

[Martin]

Here's a story for all y'all. So here I am in Italy a year ago, hook up with this girl. Nothing to major. We start talking, end up talking for a year. Some really sweet $#@!, kisses, pet names. I come back this year, for family and partly for her. She is coming to Australia by the way, to live for the time being. She is meant to come back with me, same flight. So I get here all good, tell her I really like her. She says right now so much is going on I can only be a friend, give me some time. A lot has happened plus moving away so I'm like ok sweet. . Meant to see her Christmas night she doesn't respond at all for a day after. I randomly get a call saying come get a coffee. She tells me a guy she knows well and she is really close to him says he loves her. She said it's freaked me out I don't know what to do. I need space. I'm like Uhh ok. But I was meant to see her the next day, she doesn't respond all day so I'm like wtf. I'll go to her house. She only calls me and says pretty much the same $#@! as the last day. Ok.. I message her that I'm like I hope we are sweet, I don't want it to be awkward. I get a reply the next morning "my boyfriend saw the messages and cracked it"... I'm like what? Boyfriend? I don't even know this guys name, but apparently I don't know him, doesn't have Facebook. I'm like what the $#@!? I feel $#@!ed around, you become boyfriend with this dude a week before leaving to Aus? When were you planning on telling me? She says it all happened so fast... Didn't want to hurt anyone, I didn't know you wanted me that much.. But now I have been told by close friends of hers and mine. That she talks a lot of $#@!, they even think she has two personalities... So now I'm doubting whether this dude exists, like it might be an excuse? By the way, we are sitting next to each other on the plane.. What... $#@! sorry it's long.

People are complicated.

 

[Nzoric]

First of all, I need to know if when you say "I come back this year, for family and partly her" do you mean "I come back this year, for family." or is this another girl?

Second - that sounds way fucked up. You should get out of dodge and forget about her.

 

[Salvo]

I don't know if he is real. I literally messaged her saying. Is this dude real? Every time we were meant to do something she couldn't and had an excuse. It's so ridiculous.

 

[.zero]

Here's a story for all y'all. So here I am in Italy a year ago, hook up with this girl. Nothing to major. We start talking, end up talking for a year. Some really sweet Shit, kisses, pet names. I come back this year, for family and partly for her. She is coming to Australia by the way, to live for the time being. She is meant to come back with me, same flight. So I get here all good, tell her I really like her. She says right now so much is going on I can only be a friend, give me some time. A lot has happened plus moving away so I'm like ok sweet. . Meant to see her Christmas night she doesn't respond at all for a day after. I randomly get a call saying come get a coffee. She tells me a guy she knows well and she is really close to him says he loves her. She said it's freaked me out I don't know what to do. I need space. I'm like Uhh ok. But I was meant to see her the next day, she doesn't respond all day so I'm like wtf. I'll go to her house. She only calls me and says pretty much the same Shit as the last day. Ok.. I message her that I'm like I hope we are sweet, I don't want it to be awkward. I get a reply the next morning "my boyfriend saw the messages and cracked it"... I'm like what? Boyfriend? I don't even know this guys name, but apparently I don't know him, doesn't have Facebook. I'm like what the fuck? I feel fucked around, you become boyfriend with this dude a week before leaving to Aus? When were you planning on telling me? She says it all happened so fast... Didn't want to hurt anyone, I didn't know you wanted me that much.. But now I have been told by close friends of hers and mine. That she talks a lot of Shit, they even think she has two personalities... So now I'm doubting whether this dude exists, like it might be an excuse? By the way, we are sitting next to each other on the plane.. What... Shit sorry it's long.

Don't sweat it, it's not you.

It probably works out for you if she really is crazy. Just don't let her manipulate you any further.

She could also just be one of those types that likes drama and attention but I would not pursue her any further.