What Are You Doing Right Now? (200 Viewers)

[Völler]

So you automatically assume that his father's restaurant (right?) is nothing special and basically a caricature? Nice.

 

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[Martin]

So you automatically assume that his father's restaurant (right?) is nothing special and basically a caricature? Nice.

Not really. Just saying it would be funny.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I can't upload pictures on Tapatalk again, but was it this place?

https://www.google.dk/url?sa=i&sour...CkdgKzbuJ7ak5Iz9Ctq1Xa1g&ust=1386535996379672

 

[Martin]

Yes, precisely

 

[Hængebøffer]

I think the owner is Turkish

 

[.zero]

Turkish you say?

 

[.zero]

It's still literally frozen solid outside. Can't go anywhere because the roads are shite.

 

[Martin]

where do you live again, Buffalo?

 

[Enron]

Dallas.

 

[.zero]

If it was snow then I could venture out at least

 

[swag]

Instead it's the hot lava spilling over from Napoli.

 

[.zero]

I guess it's better them than me

 

[.zero]

Now I'm hungry

 

[Martin]

Dallas.

Can't be. I saw that show, it was never cold.

 

[.zero]

TV is Satan's box of deception

 

[swag]

I don't know what I ate, but I swear I feel like I'm gonna airbrush someone's unsuspecting rape van in a minute...

Call me Earl Scheib...

 

[Hust]

I'm drinking


Alone


In a bar became I won't claim myself Muslim


Fuck the mom


I'm drinking


Big fuckinf deal

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You know what sucks...the mom does


That's right.

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It's time for a hustini rhyme

 

[Jem83]

god damn dat boy is good !!

 

[Hust]

Once upon a time when the mosque adhan chimed,
I did my part each of the 5 daily times,

Was it enough to bury the bi-religious hatchet,
No, it wasn't and I got stuck like a faggot,

I bent I kneeled I finished my part of the deal,
Didn't matter I took it in the Maldini and did a cart wheel,

Now I'm here and drinking alone,
It's cool I fine and on here posting from my phone.

Sincerely,
I wish I was gay

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]