What Are You Doing Right Now? (225 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I want a watch that shows the time in Predator numbers

That would be the shiznit!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Monco]

Nottingham teenager furious after paying £450 for a photo of an XBox One on eBay.

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Warni...tory-20263203-detail/story.html#ixzz2mcx39HgN

I feel sorry for the guy, but just look at that face.

 

[Ragazza]

With Himalayan pink rock salt?

That's only funny to me because we sell giant slabs of it at my work.

 

[Fint]

I just had a possibly life changing experience.

THE PHANTOM SHIT*


*with a twist!

It snapped midway, if I'm not mistaken this is the first time that a phantom shit has left any evidence in form of marks on the wiping paper - yet it was not to be found in the toilet. The frightening thing is that the other half slithered back up, never to be seen again

A glitch in the matrix perhaps? Its a shame you were that close to the ultimate pooing experience only to be foiled by some residue on the toilet paper.
Someday you will reach around, wipe your crack to discover not a single trace of faecal matter nor a stool anywhere to be seen and you begin to question your very existence. But fear not young toilet warrior, for you will have reached a stage of enlightenment enjoyed by the very few.

 

[Nzoric]

A glitch in the matrix perhaps? .

I'm dying here

 

[Völler]

A glitch in the matrix perhaps? Its a shame you were that close to the ultimate pooing experience only to be foiled by some residue on the toilet paper.
Someday you will reach around, wipe your crack to discover not a single trace of faecal matter nor a stool anywhere to be seen and you begin to question your very existence. But fear not your toilet warrior, for you will have reached a stage off enlightenment enjoyed by the very few.

 

[Ragazza]

Not the phantom shit talk again.

 

[Völler]

Not the phantom shit talk again.

 

[Ragazza]

 

[IliveForJuve]

Exams need to be harder

 

[Völler]

How much did you have to bribe your teacher this time?

 

[Fr3sh]

Nottingham teenager furious after paying £450 for a photo of an XBox One on eBay.

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Warni...tory-20263203-detail/story.html#ixzz2mcx39HgN

I feel sorry for the guy, but just look at that face.

 

[Jem83]

Had my final exam today. Vacation at long last

 

[Fr3sh]

Any big plans?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Had a really good day at work. Wrapped my head around a concept I had been trying to crack for a few days. I feel gooooooood.

 

[Martin]

Had a really good day at work. Wrapped my head around a concept I had been trying to crack for a few days. I feel gooooooood.

Tell me about that new job

 

[Ragazza]

Had a really good day at work. Wrapped my head around a concept I had been trying to crack for a few days. I feel gooooooood.

I first read that as "I've been trying to smoke crack for a few days".

 

[swag]

Nottingham teenager furious after paying £450 for a photo of an XBox One on eBay.

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Warni...tory-20263203-detail/story.html#ixzz2mcx39HgN

I feel sorry for the guy, but just look at that face.

Yeah, that Messi character sure looks like a pedo.

 

[Fr3sh]

Hide yo' kids.

 

[swag]

Hide yo' kids.

Thanks, Antoine.