GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
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Jojo walks into the bar. He's wearin' a solid gold belt buckle this big: says Jojo on it, he's got a bracelet on his arm: says Jojo on it, he's got a fuckin' necklace: says Jojo on it, he's got solid gold cuff links: they all say Jojo on 'em. So this little chink waiter walks over and says, "Excuse me mister Jojo." He said, "Shut the fuck up, I don't want anyone to know I'm here."
 

Ragazza

Calciopoli Director
Jul 22, 2013
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Hanging out for a sales meeting at Samsung in the thick of San Jose. Pleasant weather, but that's the only thing going for this shithole of a town.

San Jose almost makes Phoenix look liveable. :pado:
What's your beef with San Jose? :D I've got friends who live there so I end up there sometimes, could be worse I guess.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,776
What's wrong with SJ?

I love it there, even their airport
What's your beef with San Jose? :D I've got friends who live there so I end up there sometimes, could be worse I guess.
If I could write up the tourist campaign for it: "San Jose: A great place to leave a body!"

It has less cultural amenities than Sacramento at twice the price. Diversity there means driving a gas-only SUV. And just rows and rows and rows of strip malls, anonymous office parks, etc. Faceless suburban purgatory. :yuck:

Jojo walks into the bar. He's wearin' a solid gold belt buckle this big: says Jojo on it, he's got a bracelet on his arm: says Jojo on it, he's got a fuckin' necklace: says Jojo on it, he's got solid gold cuff links: they all say Jojo on 'em. So this little chink waiter walks over and says, "Excuse me mister Jojo." He said, "Shut the fuck up, I don't want anyone to know I'm here."
Yo, A! Nice to see you. Not sure I entirely get the yoke, but good on ya.
 
Apr 15, 2006
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Just wrote up my second resume with the changes that my college told me to make. Now lets see if any prospective internships even acknowledge my existence.
You know, I did the same thing when my first resume proved to be so shit that I never got any calls. Spent weeks preparing my new resume and sending it out. But eventually, the one that got me my current interview call was the old one.

Life is fucking strange.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,830
If I could write up the tourist campaign for it: "San Jose: A great place to leave a body!"

It has less cultural amenities than Sacramento at twice the price. Diversity there means driving a gas-only SUV. And just rows and rows and rows of strip malls, anonymous office parks, etc. Faceless suburban purgatory. :yuck:



Yo, A! Nice to see you. Not sure I entirely get the yoke, but good on ya.

The real OG up in here, whats good my man, that was gotti :D
 

Ragazza

Calciopoli Director
Jul 22, 2013
5,060
If I could write up the tourist campaign for it: "San Jose: A great place to leave a body!"

It has less cultural amenities than Sacramento at twice the price. Diversity there means driving a gas-only SUV. And just rows and rows and rows of strip malls, anonymous office parks, etc. Faceless suburban purgatory. :yuck:
Yeah, maybe that aspect of SJ. Don't mind downtown though, I like it better than DT Oakland at least. Nothing beats the city, however.

Fremont (where I live)... now THAT'S suburban purgatory. Maybe that's why I don't mind SJ. :lol:
 

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