If I could write up the tourist campaign for it: "San Jose: A great place to leave a body!"
It has less cultural amenities than Sacramento at twice the price. Diversity there means driving a gas-only SUV. And just rows and rows and rows of strip malls, anonymous office parks, etc. Faceless suburban purgatory.
Yo, A! Nice to see you. Not sure I entirely get the yoke, but good on ya.