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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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If we're doing comedy show quotes, my fave this week comes from a fake TV commercial about a new mattress that guarantees relaxing sleep...

"I didn't know it was an orphanage when I accelerated through that front window. Maybe now the screaming will stop."

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ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
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But why would I do that? They eat in order to survive, just like you eat already dead animals. It's like I tell you don't eat, just because. What has that dog do in order to get thrown like that? Absolutely nothing, that's just an example of a living creature that has a brain size of a peanut and who's girlfriend's heel has IQ higher than him.

There's no Hitler of animals.
Dolphins commit rape and murder.
 

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