What Are You Doing Right Now? (314 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

Dude, you had better have at least 2-3 comely backups with their numbers on speed dial. Both for your own sanity and to help seal any intended deal.

Otherwise I fear I'm going to have to call you by your rapper name, 2-Ply, because that girl is gonna use you like toilet paper.

What?

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Dude, you had better have at least 2-3 comely backups with their numbers on speed dial. Both for your own sanity and to help seal any intended deal.

Otherwise I fear I'm going to have to call you by your rapper name, 2-Ply, because that girl is gonna use you like toilet paper.

What?

 

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[Fr3sh]

Man just read what donkey punch meant...the fuck

 

[TrezJuve]

Just did too

 

[Nzoric]

Don't do it if they're not in on it, just sayin.

 

[The Curr]

Don't do it unless you know how to dispose of a body, just sayin'.

 

[Fr3sh]

This is the most twisted thing ever, read at your own risk, it's called munging.

http://www.dictionaryupdate.com/munging

 

[Nzoric]

Holy fucking shit

 

[The Curr]

This is the most twisted thing ever, read at your own risk, it's called munging.

http://www.dictionaryupdate.com/munging

Hawt.

 

[Nzoric]

Why do they have to be guys? Every description says so.

 

[Enron]

That's about as cool as feltching.

 

[Fr3sh]

Holy fucking shit

I know right! How the fuck does one think of shit like that!?

Hawt.

Let's go try it out.

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That's about as cool as feltching.

Oh God....

 

[Hængebøffer]

Of course you approve cheating.

Get off my ballsack dude. In 2-3 days I'll tell her what's up and she'll decide what she wants to do. She's a smart lady, I trust in her choice

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I've been less than fortunate in my dating for the past 6 months. Crazy crazy crazy.

Girls are not clever when it comes to relationships.

 

[swag]

What?

Look... she has history and established relationship of a tenuous sort with this guy. You're the higher-risk newbie. So the only way she's taking a risk and headed your way is if:
a) The guy is more into someone else and she has the cajones to walk away (not all girls do)
b) The guy is not cool with her so much that she'd risk it for an untested newbie like yourself
c) She doesn't have other backup guys already in line ahead of you

That's a lot of "if"s. You make an offer that even smells like an ultimatum, and you're toast. Worse is if you're mostly toast but not enough so that she teases you for the next 6-12 months of your life and then dumps your ass in the gutter.

Man just read what donkey punch meant...the fuck

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[Nzoric]

Yeah, I'll just go for the coffee in 3 days to see what's up. I must say that the amount of information you've gathered from the 1 sentence I've written about the situation

 

[Fr3sh]

Of course you approve cheating.

What do you mean of course I approve cheating? I used that smiley cause you said he's being used, the fuck you know 'bout the situation. Always jumping to conclusion....and the whole approving of cheating the fuck you know 'bout my stance on that? Crawl back to you little hole fucking rodent.

 

[Hængebøffer]

What do you mean of course I approve cheating? I used that smiley cause you said he's being used, the fuck you know 'bout the situation. Always jumping to conclusion....and the whole approving of cheating the fuck you know 'bout my stance on that? Crawl back to you little hole fucking rodent.

Shut up and read the post again, Mr. teacher.

 

[Fr3sh]

Whatever you say...

 

[Hængebøffer]

Ok, drama queen.

 

[Fr3sh]

Man....yes I overreacted but it really annoys me when people say dumb shit like that. My sister's wedding a year ago was cancelled because of cheating and I can't stand shit like that...but regardless.

 

[Nzoric]

Of course you approve cheating.




Girls are not clever when it comes to relationships.

Who's cheating?