What Are You Doing Right Now? (214 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

Get over yourself, I'm always trying to find a woman that makes mad loot compared to myself. I want to be a kept man, a house husband. Shit would be nasty silly sweet.

Tis' me dream too!

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I haven't tried that, is it good?

They taste very bitter and flowery.

Well, it is bitter...




You fools remember when Karl-Heinz be Rubbiniggaz?

 

[ALC]

Who would you rather marry, Oprah or a girl with hundreds of thousands in debt that looks like Megan Fox?

 

[JCK]

Who would you rather marry, Oprah or a girl with hundreds of thousands in debt that looks like Megan Fox?

You choose first and I'll take the leftover.

 

[The Curr]

Who would you rather marry, Oprah or a girl with hundreds of thousands in debt that looks like Megan Fox?

Could I divorce her?

 

[IliveForJuve]

Who would you rather marry, Oprah or a girl with hundreds of thousands in debt that looks like Megan Fox?

Oprah but only if I can take a good portion of her wealth after I divorce her.

 

[Fint]

Who would you rather marry, Oprah or a girl with hundreds of thousands in debt that looks like Megan Fox?

How's about, you gotta toss Oprah's salad once a week and get a weekly allowance of $10,000 or with a Megan Fox lookalike you get to have the sex every second night but she's a complete sponge and you've gotta work two jobs just to finance her obsession with shoes/handbags etc

 

[Fr3sh]

Who would you rather marry, Oprah or a girl with hundreds of thousands in debt that looks like Megan Fox?

Oprah, bitch ain't got too long to live anyway.

 

[ALC]

You choose first and I'll take the leftover.

I'd pick Oprah. And cheat on her.

Oprah, bitch ain't got too long to live anyway.

She's only 59 tbh. I can see her going strong into her 80s if not 90s.

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How's about, you gotta toss Oprah's salad once a week and get a weekly allowance of $10,000 or with a Megan Fox lookalike you get to have the sex every second night but she's a complete sponge and you've gotta work two jobs just to finance her obsession with shoes/handbags etc

Hell yeah, I'd toss that salad. That's even better than marrying her lmao. I'd earn half a mill a year.

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Could I divorce her?

Oprah but only if I can take a good portion of her wealth after I divorce her.

can't divorce.

 

[Fint]

Hell yeah, I'd toss that salad. That's even better than marrying her lmao. I'd earn half a mill a year.

Nah man, these are just extra stipulations, you still gotta marry her. So even after you've done the dirty deed you still have to hang around with her.

Edit: I'm gonna throw another stipulation into the Oprah marriage/salad tossing scenario. Dr Phil has to watch, and will cast judgement about how terrible you are while it's all going down

 

[Fr3sh]

She's only 59 tbh. I can see her going strong into her 80s if not 90s.

Murder.

 

[Osman]

Yea, I like my own age or slightly older.

Word.

 

[Fint]

There's a bunch of old folks having a dinner party in the apartment above mine, I swear if I hear the rattling of car keys in a bowl I'm calling the cops on them

 

[Kate]

Word.

5 years older or more for me.

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There's a bunch of old folks having a dinner party in the apartment above mine, I swear if I hear the rattling of car keys in a bowl I'm calling the cops on them

Did a catering tray go by with pineapple and cheese on sticks at any point?

 

[Osman]

5 years older or more for me.

Lol, biggiest difference was when I was 17 and dated a 23 year old, but generally exactly my age, 2 years younger or 2 years older is been ze overall experience (that 4 year age group is a good ballpark). 5 years or more would just be weird as a general rule. Or atleast was when I was younger when age mattered more (now, difference between me and someone 5 years older is virtually nothing).

 

[Mark]

Hello!

 

[Osman]

Hola Marky Mark.

 

[Kate]

Lol, biggiest difference was when I was 17 and dated a 23 year old, but generally exactly my age, 2 years younger or 2 years older is been ze overall experience (that 4 year age group is a good ballpark). 5 years or more would just be weird as a general rule. Or atleast was when I was younger when age mattered more (now, difference between me and someone 5 years older is virtually nothing).

Maybe, but where you are the women are still in early 20s and so that's a stretch. But for me it's men in their mid-30s, and that's almost the best time for men.

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Hello!

Buona sera.

 

[Fr3sh]

Lol, biggiest difference was when I was 17 and dated a 23 year old, but generally exactly my age, 2 years younger or 2 years older is been ze overall experience (that 4 year age group is a good ballpark). 5 years or more would just be weird as a general rule. Or atleast was when I was younger when age mattered more (now, difference between me and someone 5 years older is virtually nothing).

Playa! Playa!

Hello!

Tu nous raconte une autre histoire?

 

[Fint]

Did a catering tray go by with pineapple and cheese on sticks at any point?

I'm not sure, I've been afraid to put a foot outside my door for fear that one of the elderly ladies may have accosted me

Hello!

Hi Mark