What Are You Doing Right Now? (138 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

lol cant do drugs. waste of life

ikr, can't wait to retire.

not everyone can have the luxury of studying history and getting a job at starbucks where they can be high on hallucinogens and weed all the time.

 

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[Nzoric]

not everyone can have the luxury of studying history and getting a job at starbucks where they can be high on hallucinogens and weed all the time.

mexican pls

I'll be the guy in a tweed blazer tripping balls at a starbucks with my book. Getting paid for reading said books and writing whatever I feel like.

but seriously, why cant a pilot smoke up a week before flying? if the situation ever arises where you need to dodge shit youre not likely to fix it either way

 

[ALC]

mexican pls

I'll be the guy in a tweed blazer tripping balls at a starbucks with my book. Getting paid for reading said books and writing whatever I feel like.

but seriously, why cant a pilot smoke up a week before flying? if the situation ever arises where you need to dodge shit youre not likely to fix it either way

you haven't seen the movie flight apparently. answer my first question tho, what applications?

 

[Nzoric]

you haven't seen the movie flight apparently. answer my first question tho, what applications?

resume, the danish word for resume translated directly into job application - i mix stuff up like that because i'm a people's man.

edit: that river is wide as fuck, I bet I could land it after a small fume.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

you haven't seen the movie flight apparently. answer my first question tho, what applications?

Job applications?

 

[ALC]

of course i put my real name. it's not arab sounding or anything.

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Job applications?

got it.

 

[Nzoric]

of course i put my real name. it's not arab sounding or anything.

I know youre not a fuckin arab man it's just that albanians have weird sounding names, usually much more weird sounding to western ears than serbian names. i did some testing in high school and consequently got higher grades when i turned in papers with my friends names (they would turn in paper in my name). dont know how large of an issue that is in Pa.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I know youre not a fuckin arab man it's just that albanians have weird sounding names, usually much more weird sounding to western ears than serbian names. i did some testing in high school and consequently got higher grades when i turned in papers with my friends names (they would turn in paper in my name). dont know how large of an issue that is in Pa.

I would say that your friends were just brighter than you, but you actually conned them into doing work for you

 

[ALC]

nah, i put my real name. my first name is pretty western sounding and there's plenty of eastern european last names around here.

 

[Nzoric]

I would say that your friends were just brighter than you, but you actually conned them into doing work for you

how did you read all that and not get a single thing? the grades " i " would get, as in the grades that would come back with their names on them, even though i wrote them. despite me being consitent in the quality of work i wrote

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

how did you read all that and not get a single thing? the grades " i " would get, as in the grades that would come back with their names on them, even though i wrote them. despite me being consitent in the quality of work i wrote

Phrase yourself betterly

 

[Nzoric]

If you turned in papers with your friends' names and they with yours and they got higher grades... then what they actually wrote (with yo name on it) was better than what you wrote (with their names).

you should write 'tard' on your resume!

if i turn in two papers using my own name, and turn in two papers using my friends names and the latter come back clearly higher marked, that means that whoever is giving the marks is a biased piece of shit .

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

You responded quick, you fucker. I edited.

 

[ALC]

you should write 'tard' on your resume!

if i turn in two papers using my own name, and turn in two papers using my friends names and the latter come back clearly higher marked, that means that whoever is giving the marks is a biased piece of shit .

or maybe that you wrote better on your friends' papers

 

[Nzoric]

You responded quick, you fucker. I edited.

i fucken love it when that happens .

but regarding the drug thing, cocaine leaves your system completely within two days. so if you know when you're flying you can still get snowblind.

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or maybe that you wrote better on your friends' papers

but i didn't, that's the problem . when you're as skilled as i am in the fine art of the danish language - you know exactly what to write to make it good. i did it all the time and yet the grades fluctuated quite a bit

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Nah, fuck cocaine.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Phrase yourself betterly

Betterly?

BETTERLY?

 

[Nzoric]

Nah, fuck cocaine.

i agree but youre hardly in a position to be picky about it.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Betterly?

BETTERLY?

Something wrong with that?!

i agree but youre hardly in a position to be picky about it.

Tell me my other options.

 

[ZoSo]

i fucken love it when that happens .

but regarding the drug thing, cocaine leaves your system completely within two days. so if you know when you're flying you can still get snowblind.

So that's what that Sabbath song is about.