What Are You Doing Right Now? (138 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

She bought.

Bought your services?

Yeah, that was so Sheikish.

It's my way of saying she was ugly.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Nzoric]

Cant sleep so I decided to put on some Californiacation - praise the lawd for Netflix!

Must say, this is much better than what I expected

 

[Trequartista]

Cant sleep so I decided to put on some Californiacation - praise the lawd for Netflix!

Must say, this is much better than what I expected

Watch this instead, quality documentary

 

[Nzoric]

Uh oh, I'll earmark this. For now rich people being sad just for the sake of being sad will make do .

 

[ALC]

Cant sleep so I decided to put on some Californiacation - praise the lawd for Netflix!

Must say, this is much better than what I expected

how the fuck do you have californication on netflix? such bs

 

[Nzoric]

how the fuck do you have californication on netflix? such bs

You don't?!

 

[ALC]

no. i guess it's an overseas thing.

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i have archer tho.

 

[swag]

Howwwwwwttttt!!!!!

It's the Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale and you've got to be there.

Just popped a bottle of white burgundy.

Oooh, hotter... I have a jones for Meursault like Maurice Chevalier.

how the fuck do you have californication on netflix? such bs

Fuck Netflix (streaming) and all it stands for.

Never had anything worth watching.

 

[Nzoric]

The first 10 shows on my netflix "shows" category are:

Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, The Office (UK), Dexter, Planet Earth, Modern Family, Top Gear, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother & Weeds.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

i just look at the templates they put up

Yeah dude.

Are a personal statement and a career objective things people usually put on resumes?

 

[ALC]

true for the most part

The first 10 shows on my netflix "shows" category are:

Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, The Office (UK), Dexter, Planet Earth, Modern Family, Top Gear, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother & Weeds.

i have all the above

Yeah dude.

Are a personal statement and a career objective things people usually put on resumes?

right now my resume is for an internship in engineering so my objective is one sentence stating i need an internship and when lol. i had a whole fancy statement but the advisor lady made me change it to what i have now.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

right now my resume is for an internship in engineering so my objective is one sentence stating i need an internship and when lol. i had a whole fancy statement but the advisor lady made me change it to what i have now.

Yeah, I never used them either and it worked out fine. Just trying to do this one properly.

 

[ALC]

good luck. feel free to share them here for feedback. you applying for commercial airlines or private planes or what?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Ah man, I need to update my resume too. It's been years since I did.

 

[ALC]

either way, i would mention something about your ability to "get high"

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@matt

 

[Nzoric]

alc, do you enter your real name on them applications?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

good luck. feel free to share them here for feedback. you applying for commercial airlines or private planes or what?

I have to do two different resumes. Those resumes are a whole different pain that I have to do separately and will need help with from people in the industry. The one I'm doing now is for like normal shit jobs

Thanks.

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either way, i would mention something about your ability to "get high"

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@matt

Sucks that I can't do drugs anymore

 

[Nzoric]

lol cant do drugs. waste of life

 

[ALC]

alc, do you enter your real name on them applications?

wtf are you talking about? what applications?

I have to do two different resumes. Those resumes are a whole different pain that I have to do separately and will need help with from people in the industry. The one I'm doing now is for like normal shit jobs

Thanks.

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Sucks that I can't do drugs anymore

:C

lol cant do drugs. waste of life

not everyone can have the luxury of studying history and getting a job at starbucks where they can be high on hallucinogens and weed all the time.

 

[swag]

The first 10 shows on my netflix "shows" category are:

Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, The Office (UK), Dexter, Planet Earth, Modern Family, Top Gear, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother & Weeds.

I thought all you Danes were too busy borging off to Borgen, forbying to Forbrydelsen, and feming out on femikrimi.