What Are You Doing Right Now? (123 Viewers)

[Kate]

Homonyms.

Nope, not getting it.

Lucky you

My girlfriend looked like an alien, when she had hers removed and she couldn't eat anything but yogurt for a wekk.

Damn, poor girl

 

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[Maddy]

Homonyms.

I see you're doing word games again

 

[Martin]

Nope, not getting it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XBqY6cJD3CE#t=285s

 

[Nzoric]

Copenhagen was insane last night. Jesus christ, I'm beginning to look back at the high school days of basement drinking with a bit of nostalgia. One guy almost died last night, though that was totally his own fault, now that I know he's not dead I can laugh at it :

 

[ZoSo]

Copenhagen was insane last night. Jesus christ, I'm beginning to look back at the high school days of basement drinking with a bit of nostalgia. One guy almost died last night, though that was totally his own fault, now that I know he's not dead I can laugh at it :

why? what was there on?

 

[Nzoric]

why? what was there on?

I have no idea, was just chatting with him while having a smoke outside the bar, he was insanely drunk. Suddenly he tried to do a backflip which resulted in him smashing the back of his head directly into the concrete. Everyone looked at me as if I knocked him over, I just stood there with disbelief of what just happened.

 

[ZoSo]

that's fucked up, a backflip out of nowhere.

 

[Nzoric]

Perhaps I'm just super exciting to talk with.

 

[Lapa]

I have no idea, was just chatting with him while having a smoke outside the bar, he was insanely drunk. Suddenly he tried to do a backflip which resulted in him smashing the back of his head directly into the concrete. Everyone looked at me as if I knocked him over, I just stood there with disbelief of what just happened.

Sounds like a lot of fun, wish I could have been there.

That guy who smashed his head sounds a lot like me, been there done that (while doing a backflip).

 

[ZoSo]

Perhaps I'm just super exciting to talk with.

Maybe he just wanted to get the fuck out of there

 

[Nzoric]

Sounds like a lot of fun, wish I could have been there.

That guy who smashed his head sounds a lot like me, been there done that (while doing a backflip).

It was alright, but not really what I came to town for. I guess after a dry night it's always fun seeing someone bash their own head in

 

[LowLife]

I broke up with my gf this morning. Long Distance it's not my thing. FML!

 

[Lapa]

I broke up with my gf this morning. Long Distance it's not my thing. FML!

You really needed to try it out to realize that it won't work?

Have a beer mat, it will make you feel better.

 

[ZoSo]

Fuck this match needs to start sooner...

 

[Kate]

I broke up with my gf this morning. Long Distance it's not my thing. FML!

Sorry to hear that, honey. Long distance is a bitch.

 

[Lapa]

Sorry to hear that, honey. Long distance is a bitch.

It's a no go for me. People need to think about their dicks/pussies too.

 

[Lilith]

Ughh I feel like Lapa this morning. I think I drank too much too quickly last night.

 

[LowLife]

You really needed to try it out to realize that it won't work?

Have a beer mat, it will make you feel better.

Meh we were having good times so just breaking up immediately would have been harder. Well a month long distance was a success!

Sorry to hear that, honey. Long distance is a bitch.

Thanks Kate ! Yeah long distance is a bitch!

 

[ZoSo]

It's a no go for me. People need to think about their dicks/pussies too.

Was the sexual innuendo intended?

 

[LowLife]

It's a no go for me. People need to think about their $#@!s/pussies too.

Well I don't know if I am going back there, so long distance was pointless.