My brother came back from Magaluf yesterday. For those who don't know about Magaluf it's a cheap and horrendously tacky place in Mallorca which is infested with northern European (mostly British and Irish) young men and women who go to have 25 too many alcoholic beverages, fornicate with everyone in sight, and get themselves admitted to A&E where all the staff 'no speak English'.
Anyway, the day he got there he was in a bar with his mates and all of a sudden thousands of US Marines and sailors turned up. One told my brother there were 5000 on the ship. Apparently they were from the USS Bataan, which had made port in Palma Nova. He was saying that they were having a bit of banter and a laugh, even though there were loads of military police walking around in hi-vis jackets. He reckoned about 70% of the guys were black as well, and some wouldn't say where they were from because they were too embarrassed

boh

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The barman told him it was useless trying to pull whilst they were in town

Also some English lad off his face got into a fight with one of them and got put on his arse in seconds. The bouncers there are fucking huge man mountains as well, so you really don't want the whole thing kicking off. I could thing of less troublesome places to drop off thousands of military personnel for a night out.
That's my cool story for the day.