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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I wonder how many Delpie tramp-stamps will be drawn tonight.
Dudes and Dudesses...

I'm dining at my favorite local Sardinian restaurant (almost appropriate for Cagliari, yeah?) where the co-owner/head chef is a big juventino. His wife/co-owner is a milanista, but despite that she's the coolest.

Anyway, I'm sitting here eating dinner next to a table with some duck-faced woman who's too in love with plastic surgery, and I learn my favorite waiter, Antonio - a massive juventino from Caserta - is out with friends getting loaded. Rumor has it he's getting two Juve tattoos on his arms tonight - and one arm with a logo and three stars (of course).
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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Dudes and Dudesses...

I'm dining at my favorite local Sardinian restaurant (almost appropriate for Cagliari, yeah?) where the co-owner/head chef is a big juventino. His wife/co-owner is a milanista, but despite that she's the coolest.

Anyway, I'm sitting here eating dinner next to a table with some duck-faced woman who's too in love with plastic surgery, and I learn my favorite waiter, Antonio - a massive juventino from Caserta - is out with friends getting loaded. Rumor has it he's getting two Juve tattoos on his arms tonight - and one arm with a logo and three stars (of course).
Nice. Hopefully the artist isn't a Roma fan and just gives him a Mussilini face with a swastika outline that says "Forza Juve" below it.

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*runs in* :weee: *runs back out*
*do the hokey pokey* and *turns yourself about*?
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Juventino[RUS];3655836 said:
i can't believe that you are woman
Why? Because she isn't milking the cows and making you borscht?

Say, for those who were on Skype after the match, Filip A was in fine form. I wanna party with that guy. :agree:
 

Juventino[RUS]

Senior Member
Mar 9, 2006
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:D I have a lot of free time!
usual when women have a lot of free time, they are going to shopping, popping or something like dat :D i wish i had a girl-friend juventina around here

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Why? Because she isn't milking the cows and making you borscht?

Say, for those who were on Skype after the match, Filip A was in fine form. I wanna party with that guy. :agree:
f-u-n-n-y, the problem is that in ur country women are wearing yashmak, so yes i prefer BORSCHT over yashmak
 

Bezzy

The Bookie Queen
Jun 5, 2010
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Fuck i am dead tired on my way to work, can't wait for the weekend. Then i will massivly celavrate the scudetto in torino :weee: congrats my tuz friends. I Luh you all :dule:
 

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