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Apr 12, 2004
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    Call my drag-racing ninja cop brother on his mobile, errr, cell phone. :D As usual, you never know what you catch. This time he was doing paperwork after some guy called into work saying that he was going to sit the workday out with a gun barrel in his mouth.

    And then I learned the story of his mother-in-law's best friend, whose husband just got eaten by a grizzly bear near Yellowstone. :shifty:

    Crazy times.
    Yea, I wish more politicians pulled Budd Dwyers.
    At McGanns Irish pub in Boston outside the TD Garden waiting for the Van Halen concert
    Word to my mother, homie.
     

    Nzoric

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    ßöмßäяðîëя;3562996 said:
    Probably, are you a fuckhead?

    Should you not be allowed here?
    I'm definitely a fuckhead and I should definitely be allowed here. Was just asking because everyone makes you seem like an ice cold killa when all I've seen are penis jokes.
     
    OP
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    Burke my boy how ive missed my pal. This fucking bar doesn't do Irish car bombs
    Dude, sell that shit to the tourists, we do London Subway Bombs.

    What you do is wrap a huge vest with a case of 16oz. Budweiser cans, jump up and down, then start pulling the tabs while you take shots of Jim Beam.

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    I'm definitely a fuckhead and I should definitely be allowed here. Was just asking because everyone makes you seem like an ice cold killa when all I've seen are penis jokes.
    Have you ever seen me eat a grown man's penis? I did it once, in open waters.

    But I'm rarely here, so maybe I'm just soft, soft as a newborn baby taking a nap.
     

    Ford Prefect

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    ßöмßäяðîëя;3563010 said:
    Dude, sell that shit to the tourists, we do London Subway Bombs.

    What you do is wrap a huge vest with a case of 16oz. Budweiser cans, jump up and down, then start pulling the tabs while you take shots of Jim Beam.
    Fucking murrican, its the London Underground, a subway is a walk way underneath a road.
     

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