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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Yo, when did this turn into Punjabi Juventuz?:D
When did all desis become punjabis, foren boy?

What do you do in your workouts?
With or without pants?

How would you feel if you were dating a hardcore Christian and she told you that god doesn't want her to be in a relationship at the moment and then she tells you they need a break? Fucking schizophrenia, man.
I remember going out with this hot chick once and how she floored me on our first date when she suddenly starts talking about "Him". And at first I'm naive. Like your brother? Your dad? Your old boyfriend?

That woman was gorgeous but she was one stepladder away from her flying saucer to God.
 

IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
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I remember going out with this hot chick once and how she floored me on our first date when she suddenly starts talking about "Him". And at first I'm naive. Like your brother? Your dad? Your old boyfriend?

That woman was gorgeous but she was one stepladder away from her flying saucer to God.
Mister Greg doesn't believe in god?

:lol: Have you considered admitting her to a mental hospital? :D
I considered getting mad and go all apeshit on her but I stayed calmed. I don't treat women like that even when they're treating me like shit.
 
Apr 15, 2006
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maybe if he wants to sleep by himself tonight. :D
Since the lord told her not to be in a relationship, it's inevitable for Claudio here. He might as well take the chance IMO. :D
I considered getting mad and go all apeshit on her but I stayed calmed. I don't treat women like that even when they're treating me like shit.
:touched:
 

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