What Are You Doing Right Now? (557 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

A beautiful man, looked like Boriello, was walking down the beach, he looked down and noticed a woman without any arms or any legs crying. He stopped up and asked her "Why are you crying?" - she replied "I've never been kissed, sulk sulk" . So the beautiful man got on his knees and gave her a long kiss. Then the arm/legg-less woman started crying again, this time even louder. Again he asks her "Why are you crying?" - she replies I've never been fucked.
The man continues to pick her up, and throws her with every ounce of his strenght into the ocean.

"Well you're fucked now!"

 

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[Dostoevsky]

Surprise surprise, I'm bloody hungry.

 

[.zero]

Me too Doozy

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It was cool to finally meet the Dheeraj and Asif!

Pretty beat from a lack of sleep, so I'm going to have to catch up here later.



Check the pictureski thread.



Check it!

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[.zero]

HT and we're up 7-2

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fuck the Giants.

 

[.zero]

Well if it isn't trailer-Jim the sheep fucker from the coal mines of Wheeling

 

[.zero]

Manning to Nicks for 72 yds catch and run

and then he brought out the dirty bird haha

17-2

 

[.zero]

15mins to go..

 

[.zero]

Manning to Manningham

24-2

 

[Christina]

Wtf?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well if it isn't trailer-Jim the sheep fucker from the coal mines of Wheeling

I'm from Martinsburg.

Manning to Manningham

24-2

I can't wait for them to be raped by the packers.

 

[Bozi]

fuc me it is quiet round here today

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

fuc me it is quiet round here today

Aye!

 

[Bozi]

fuck this i am going to go play with my new phone,the shiny new HTC sensation XE with beat audio


and by that i mean i am going to masturbate

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

fuck this i am going to go play with my new phone,the shiny new HTC sensation XE with beat audio


and by that i mean i am going to masturbate

 

[Nzoric]

Quoted for truth

 

[Nzoric]

Alright, I'm rolling one - too bored.

 

[Lilith]

Quoted for truth

What a pig!

 

[Nzoric]

I agree, I was shocked when I saw it . You should see the backlash I got on FB because people took my comment "Quoted for Truth" seriously.