What Are You Doing Right Now? (206 Viewers)

[swag]

Ok. I promise i had a blowjob today from a female instructor in the gym.

You only think she's female...

 

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[La Professore]

You only think she's female...

you always like to insert funny one liners

 

[Preet]

No kidding. We've been flirting back and forth for a while now. Today she was wearing those tight pants and her body is so so hot (she's ~35 ) so I made a move and next thing i know we're in the aerobics room fooling around and totally went 3rd base.

Suddenly I love my gym. she told me to go back to her place but i fucking had to pick my grandma from the airport maybe tomorrow!

do you enjoy blowing smoke?

 

[swag]

do you enjoy blowing smoke?

As the Hungarians say, "punci füst"...

 

[swag]

you always like to insert funny one liners

When da man be on yo back at work, sometimes that's all I have time for.

 

[Enron]

I thought you were THE MAN, Swag?

 

[.zero]

Hey girls

 

[Bozi]

I thought you were THE MAN, Swag?

he is,that's why his greatness has to be spread around....God borrowed his omnipotence and hasn't given his it back yet

 

[Bozi]

Stone Roses to reunite

 

[Enron]

So my old boss wrote an "above and beyond recommendation" letter/email for a job I am likely to say "no thanks" to. Hopefully she's not pissed.

 

[.zero]

Stone Roses to reunite

Wrestle my birch

 

[Bozi]

is she hairy?

 

[.zero]

Like Rab being confused for a saskewatch

 

[Bozi]

see i prefer to wrestle with hairless women,i like a body hairless and lithe...like an 8 year old boy

 

[.zero]

When did you become a douche bag?

 

[Itztli]

Hey girls

Sup Desi.

 

[Bezzy]

won the football game 4-1

 

[Itztli]

won the football game 4-1

Nice.

What position?

 

[Bezzy]

is was striker all game
scored once and gave 2 assist
hit the post 3 times only

 

[Byrone]

Nice.

What position?

Bent over doggie style, obviously.