Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,598
Were they trying to patent chastity belts?

It certainly wasn't deodorant.
Poetry, so you're not far off.

Gordon Bombay said:
Worked late at the office, drove home through a sweet thunderstorm, went for a run, and now I'm winding down as well. I had to give up a "day of leisure" this week boy am I feeling it.
That blows. How many hours do you normally work?
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
85,072
Worked late at the office, drove home through a sweet thunderstorm, went for a run, and now I'm winding down as well. I had to give up a "day of leisure" this week boy am I feeling it.
You got unfairly bitch-slapped in Y! FF over the weekend to I saw. And by the Serg of all people.

Poetry, so you're not far off.
Just slightly easier on the vagina. I hear ya.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
85,072
Awesome. I just opened a big bag of pumpkin seeds in my office, had to give the top seam tear a bit more of a tug, and it ripped down the entire side of the bag - exploding them everywhere.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
71,142
i came across this today

Descendez, descendez, lamentables victimes,
Descendez le chemin de l'enfer éternel!
Plongez au plus profond du gouffre, où tous les crimes
Flagellés par un vent qui ne vient pas du ciel,

Bouillonnent pêle-mêle avec un bruit d'orage.
Ombres folles, courez au but de vos désirs;
Jamais vous ne pourrez assouvir votre rage,
Et votre châtiment naîtra de vos plaisirs.

Jamais un rayon frais n'éclaira vos cavernes;
Par les fentes des murs des miasmes fiévreux
Filtrent en s'enflammant ainsi que des lanternes
Et pénètrent vos corps de leurs parfums affreux.

L'âpre stérilité de votre jouissance
Altère votre soif et roidit votre peau,
Et le vent furibond de la concupiscence
Fait claquer votre chair ainsi qu'un vieux drapeau.

Loin des peuples vivants, errantes, condamnées,
À travers les déserts courez comme les loups;
Faites votre destin, âmes désordonnées,
Et fuyez l'infini que vous portez en vous!
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,598
That is magnificent, where did you find it? I particularly enjoyed this:

Et le vent furibond de la concupiscence
Fait claquer votre chair ainsi qu'un vieux drapeau.

I love the word concupiscence.
 

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