What Are You Doing Right Now? (285 Viewers)

[Kate]

Or back in the old days a ZOMGEARTHQUAKE letter.

By the time the recipient got the letter, the sender probably already died from their injuries.

ZOMGEARTHQUAKE carrier pigeon is much faster.

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

Or back in the old days a ZOMGEARTHQUAKE letter.

By the time the recipient got the letter, the sender probably already died from their injuries.

 

[Hust]

Reports that the earthquake was felt as far as Uranus.

Deneb, can you confirm this?

:shock:

 

[swag]

I'm sure the Virginians are now bracing for 20-foot tsunami waves.

 

[Hust]

I'm sure the Virginians are now bracing for 20-foot tsunami waves.

The only tsunami VA will experience is when I unzip my jeans and pull down my pants. And they think a 6.0 was bad...

 

[Kate]

I'm sure the Virginians are now bracing for 20-foot tsunami waves.

Just in time for the ECSC

 

[swag]

Has the North Anna Nuclear Generating Station experienced a meltdown yet?

 

[Hust]

Has the North Anna Nuclear Generating Station experienced a meltdown yet?

Negative.

 

[IrishZebra]

Rubes, living in tectonically active zones.

 

[swag]

Rubes, living in tectonically active zones.

If you live on earth anywhere but maybe Monument Valley, you're in a tectonically active zone.

 

[Hust]

Would you like to see my tectonic plate?

 

[Kate]

Would you like to see my tectonic plate?

That makes no sense.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That makes no sense.

Word.

 

[swag]

Would you like to see my tectonic plate?

You mean the one in your forehead?

Yeah, seen it.

 

[IrishZebra]

If you live on earth anywhere but maybe Monument Valley, you're in a tectonically active zone.

I'm sorry, I can't hear over the non-flooded, non-drought striken, 13C ambient temperatured, no earthquake having, Volcanoless,Hurricaneless shithole I live in

Also, over 95% white...:rndh:

 

[swag]

I'm sorry, I can't hear over the non-flooded, non-drought striken, 13C ambient temperatured, no earthquake having, Volcanoless,Hurricaneless shithole I live in

Also, over 95% white.

You do realize you live on a planet with a magnetic field and an ionosphere and that what you live on used to be part of Pangaea, yeah?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I made two tectonic plates in teh toilet this morning.

 

[swag]

I made two tectonic plates in teh toilet this morning.

Now yer talkin'.

 

[IrishZebra]

You do realize you live on a planet with a magnetic field and an ionosphere and that what you live on used to be part of Pangaea, yeah?

That's all unproven theory.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That's all unproven theory.

Your face is an unproven theory!