Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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I just love it when someone boasts about their high alcohol tolerance level & they end up sloshed after 3 drinks.Im man enough to admit i cant handle the shit.

Yesterday we had some guy bragging about how much he drank,so another mate of mine put brake fluid in his vodka.:D
 

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Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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Nah it just knocked him the fvfck out.Now dont go around putting brake fluid in the ladies drinks!

There was another moron that mixed coke with ketamine & was paralysed on the dancefloor.The bouncers had to drag his ass out of the club & call the ambulance.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Nah it just knocked him the fvfck out.Now dont go around putting brake fluid in the ladies drinks!

There was another moron that mixed coke with ketamine & was paralysed on the dancefloor.The bouncers had to drag his ass out of the club & call the ambulance.
:lol:

are you sure it wasn't a dance he was doing? you never know these days, the things that pass as dances :gsol:
 

Juve_fanatic

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Apr 5, 2006
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Nah it just knocked him the fvfck out.Now dont go around putting brake fluid in the ladies drinks!

There was another moron that mixed coke with ketamine & was paralysed on the dancefloor.The bouncers had to drag his ass out of the club & call the ambulance.
like i said, DONT DO DRUGS!!!












except for "tramadol" and "heptanon" :D
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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:lol:

are you sure it wasn't a dance he was doing? you never know these days, the things that pass as dances :gsol:
Nah i notice ppl when they are in a club.People tend to be reserved when they enter a club but as soon as the alcohol/drugs kick in its a whole different ball game.Most people cant have fun without some form of substance abuse or alcohol.

But yeah there are some ridiculous dance moves out there.:DThe worst is when somebdoy does the sprinkler.:lol:
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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:lol: Well i guess it was better for her because in this case she was taking advantage of me!! :D
Great stuff bro although you should go to the doctor tomorrow a.s.a.p.:D



except for "tramadol" and "heptanon" :D
Trust me i didnt do any.What the hell is "tramadol" and "heptanon"?Sounds like shit they use at swinger parties & tranny festivals.
 

Christina

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Aug 21, 2006
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Nah i notice ppl when they are in a club.People tend to be reserved when they enter a club but as soon as the alcohol/drugs kick in its a whole different ball game.Most people cant have fun without some form of substance abuse or alcohol.

But yeah there are some ridiculous dance moves out there.:DThe worst is when somebdoy does the sprinkler.:lol:

Now that's fvcked up.
 

Juve_fanatic

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Apr 5, 2006
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Nah i notice ppl when they are in a club.People tend to be reserved when they enter a club but as soon as the alcohol/drugs kick in its a whole different ball game.Most people cant have fun without some form of substance abuse or alcohol.

But yeah there are some ridiculous dance moves out there.:DThe worst is when somebdoy does the sprinkler.:lol:
I hate dancing. I know how to dance but dont like to. Here in my country the guys dont dance a lot, the chicks do all the dancing. All we guys have to do here is stand and gaze at them...........................................................................and pick :D
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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:lol: I like it!

So how was your NYE celebrations Tini? Did you steal sips of wine when your parents were occupied or wait form them to sleep?:D

I hate dancing. I know how to dance but dont like to. Here in my country the guys dont dance a lot, the chicks do all the dancing. All we guys have to do here is stand and gaze at them...........................................................................and pick :D
Yeah either your lazy or you have two left feet.Either way your lucky if you can get away with that.
 

Juve_fanatic

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Apr 5, 2006
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Great stuff bro although you should go to the doctor tomorrow a.s.a.p.:D





Trust me i didnt do any.What the hell is "tramadol" and "heptanon"?Sounds like shit they use at swinger parties & tranny festivals.
Dont worry. We have known eachother for 2 years so she wasnt just a stranger i met last night.

"tramadol" and "heptanon" are pills that doctors perscribe to drug addicts after they come out of rehab. They are like a substitute for drugs. Post-rehab "addicts" drink them for couple of years after they come out of rehab. They start with for example 15 pills per day and after couple of years they end up drinking 2 or 1 or maybe 0 pills per day. Dont know exsactly how they work. But they fuck you up the same as any drug. The difference is that for a person that has never been an addict they have a reverse effect and they can make him an addict. But you would have to use them for years to become one!! I have a cousin that was an addict for 15 years and is now on "the pill" rehab. That is how i got my hands on them. But i only did that 4 times in 2 years.
 

Christina

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Aug 21, 2006
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:lol: I like it!

So how was your NYE celebrations Tini? Did you steal sips of wine when your parents were occupied or wait form them to sleep?:D
Soo boring. I was supposed to go to my cousin's house but then my parents didn't wanna go so I ended up watching old music videos, lots of tv, and drinking wine at home with the rents. :sad:
 

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