What Are You Doing Right Now? (167 Viewers)

[.zero]

I hadn't either, but Wikipedia likes to cover all bases.

And no, I have not. I've not been that desperate so far.

For women its not really desperation as much as its a viable option. While for guys all we have is our 2 hands.

But then again there are those folks in certain countries (i can get specific if necessary) thats resort to non-human means to achieve that apex of pleasure.

So consider yourself lucky to have all these gadgets, devices, apparatuses at your disposal

 

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[.zero]

I liked it too.

What I don't like is the wireless router meltdown that happened to me this morning. In a cafe right now and that's not entirely a good (nor easy) thing. Especially with the crazed guy mumbling out loud next to me sucking down a mocha.

Punch him in the pussy

 

[swag]

wifi emergency! :rndh:

Seriously. Talk about a way to suddenly feel like you've been condemned to a cave in Tora Bora without even Osama's porn to look at.

 

[Martin]

how's the wife, dru? still rich?

 

[Martin]

Seriously. Talk about a way to suddenly feel like you've been condemned to a cave in Tora Bora without even Osama's porn to look at.

yeah, your life is no picnic

 

[.zero]

how's the wife, dru? still rich?

She's still looking good and treating me great

can't ask for more

 

[Kate]

For women its not really desperation as much as its a viable option. While for guys all we have is our 2 hands.

But then again there are those folks in certain countries (i can get specific if necessary) thats resort to non-human means to achieve that apex of pleasure.

So consider yourself lucky to have all these gadgets, devices, apparatuses at your disposal

It really doesn't do much. The imagination is normally what does it in those situations, not the device. For me, anyway.

 

[Martin]

She's still looking good and treating me great

can't ask for more

she must be pretty good at your favorite meals by now

 

[Fred]

It really doesn't do much. The imagination is normally what does it in those situations, not the device. For me, anyway.

 

[Kate]

Not that I have ever done anything like this.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So, we're talking female masturbation, eh? I'd like to hear Janna's thoughts on that.

 

[swag]

yeah, your life is no picnic

I :heart2: First World Problems.

 

[Martin]

I :heart2: First World Problems.

meme it up, buddy

 

[.zero]

It really doesn't do much. The imagination is normally what does it in those situations, not the device. For me, anyway.

Interesting

but imagination is only an inhibitor not a stimulator

she must be pretty good at your favorite meals by now

We're both aspiring chefs

Plus I didn't marry a home maker, I got me a go getta'

 

[Martin]

We're both aspiring chefs

Plus I didn't marry a home maker, I got me a go getta'

That's just surface. People like to do stuff they never thought they would. By the time I'm 50 I bet I'm spending my weekends gardening.

 

[.zero]

That's just surface. People like to do stuff they never thought they would. By the time I'm 50 I bet I'm spending my weekends gardening.

What is your stance on gardening right now?

 

[Kate]

Interesting

but imagination is only an inhibitor not a stimulator

I would disagree. Fantasy plays a very important role in stimulation.

 

[Martin]

What is your stance on gardening right now?

below shopping

 

[.zero]

I would disagree. Fantasy plays a very important role in stimulation.

It may be a preference I guess

to me fantasies are another form of inhibitors. but they don't provide any actual stimulation, ya feel me?

below shopping

I've missed you buddy, hows the gig and life in general?

 

[Martin]

I've missed you buddy, hows the gig and life in general?

pretty good. commute is pretty tiresome so I try to avoid it and stay home half the time. work is kinda stressful, but nice all the same. other than that I mostly read and started going to the gym recently