What Are You Doing Right Now? (258 Viewers)

[Byrone]

I was in my office this morning & i let a few farts out because i was alone. I went to the hr department to sign some commission slips & when i got back my new boss was standing outside the office. Needless to say the korean fucker wasn't too pleased with my office odour.

 

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[Salvo]

Byrone, thanks Lapa.

 

[Cheesio]

I was in my office this morning & i let a few farts out because i was alone. I went to the hr department to sign some commission slips & when i got back my new boss was standing outside the office. Needless to say the korean fucker wasn't too pleased with my office odour.

 

[Lapa]

I was in my office this morning & i let a few farts out because i was alone. I went to the hr department to sign some commission slips & when i got back my new boss was standing outside the office. Needless to say the korean fucker wasn't too pleased with my office odour.

Ruining everybody's atmosphere.

 

[.zero]

Hey girls

 

[.zero]

Fack

just found out I have a meeting at the top of the hour

 

[.zero]

Fack

just found out that my 10am was canceled

 

[Byrone]

You could always relax & sit on my 12 o'clock.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Or wait for rab to spread his 11

 

[ALC]

Sharapova

 

[Byrone]

Man these veggies are fucking with my tummy, farts be toxic.

 

[swag]

Hey strokers!

Long time no chat. Been busy wheelin', dealin', and shooting down a lot of people flush with cash and really bad ideas to fund as businesses. All this not working business is wearing me out, I swear...

Sex?

Now you're talking.

Christ, no. I do have some standards.

So you're saying he looks like Snoop?

Nice. I don't think I have any btw.

My man!

I was in my office this morning & i let a few farts out because i was alone. I went to the hr department to sign some commission slips & when i got back my new boss was standing outside the office. Needless to say the korean fucker wasn't too pleased with my office odour.

Always good to mark your territory before the new boss arrives.

Fack

just found out that my 10am was canceled

I just canceled mine. Told a very large company here that the position they had paid too little and set up any candidate to fail based on how they thought it through. They probably think I am an arrogant, know-it-all prick. But I'll be proven right within a year.

 

[Bozi]

1 more day of work then a weeks holiday

 

[Kate]

So you're saying he looks like Snoop?

Nah. Snoop is so ugly he circles back around to cute.

 

[swag]

Nah. Snoop is so ugly he circles back around to cute.

Kind of like how women are with the most hideously-looking dogs?

 

[CORVETTE]

Nice , an other sand storm .

 

[The Curr]

Who the fuck is the Black Italian on FB called Billy Peregrino?

Kasaki.

That's it I'm fire-bombing the University

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The second Thursday in a row where I'll work for a few extra hours. :depressed

 

[X Æ A-12]

On my way home got stuck next to my ex girlfriend waiting for a stoplight to change. Most uncomfortable 30 seconds of my day so far.

 

[The Curr]

On my way home got stuck next to my ex girlfriend waiting for a stoplight to change. Most uncomfortable 30 seconds of my day so far.

Awkward.