Egypt, Malaysia, Turkey, Indonesia, Morocco and Tunisia beg to differ.
Pussy? Yes.
Alcohol? Yes.
Parties? Yes.
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Tbh, I'd love to see a joint North African bid (Algeria, Morocco and Tunisia). I'd also include Egypt, but it's about a 6 hour flight from Cairo to Rabat, so logistically that might pose problems.
Great Culture? Check.
Awesome Food? Check.
Passionate Footballing Nations? Check.
Qatar has no culture or footballing history, and it's a tiny piece of shit, but you'd have none of these "issues" or "problems" with a joint North African bid.