++ [ originally posted by Erik
] ++
Tom Cruise: "We're saved, Kelly!"
Kelly (trashy blond cheerleader with huge boobs): "Oh my GOD! I'm SO happy, like, happiest of, like, EVERYONE, like, in the whole wide WORLD! I'm so happy, I could, like, take my clothes off and dance shamelessly in front of all these hollywood cameras as I act like it was an accident and seductively say to all the horny teenagers in cinemas worldwide as I hold my indexfinger between my lips: 'Oops' "