You can't call the movie "utterly bizarre" and not mention Osman.
Osman, if you read this, we can get you in the movie even without having to go through the castings. You're a proven talent with the right attributes for the porn business.
Elvin is one of the youth coachs, but the club didn't noticed when he was hired that he has a fake passport and sadly he got caught and deported, probably being anally raped by the police force during the process.