USA tour this summer? no, cancelled (10 Viewers)

Mark

The Informer
Administrator
#723
Dec 19, 2003
97,670
#723
The B( . Y . )B Whisperer said:
Wrong thread & off topic but I don't care:

This girl has come into my store 3 times now and each time I grow a huge vagina and chicken out on asking her out. After the second time she came I told myself I will fucking just ask her out next time I see here.

Sure enough...she came in just NOW with a guy. This guy was a short version of Borriello (the hair cut that is)...complete douche. Came up to my chest literally.

This girl is from Bologna, Italy, has a masters in Econ & INternational relations FROM JOHN HOPKINS UNIVERSITY. :sergio:

Literally, the perfect girl came into my store 3 times and I...I just suck

:depressed

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She could have any guy she wanted and she picks a Back Street Boy wannabe. :wallbang:

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Forza Juve
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It's always like that Cam. Forget her. NEXT!
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
#724
Sep 4, 2006
87,962
#724
The B( . Y . )B Whisperer said:
Wrong thread & off topic but I don't care:

This girl has come into my store 3 times now and each time I grow a huge vagina and chicken out on asking her out. After the second time she came I told myself I will fucking just ask her out next time I see here.

Sure enough...she came in just NOW with a guy. This guy was a short version of Borriello (the hair cut that is)...complete douche. Came up to my chest literally.

This girl is from Bologna, Italy, has a masters in Econ & INternational relations FROM JOHN HOPKINS UNIVERSITY. :sergio:

Literally, the perfect girl came into my store 3 times and I...I just suck

:depressed

---------- Post added 31.05.2012 at 17:04 ----------

She could have any guy she wanted and she picks a Back Street Boy wannabe. :wallbang:

---------- Post added 31.05.2012 at 17:04 ----------

Forza Juve
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Prove your worth to her by beating him up.
 
ALC

ALC

Ohaulick
#729
Oct 28, 2010
46,536
#729
The B( . Y . )B Whisperer said:
Wrong thread & off topic but I don't care:

This girl has come into my store 3 times now and each time I grow a huge vagina and chicken out on asking her out. After the second time she came I told myself I will fucking just ask her out next time I see here.

Sure enough...she came in just NOW with a guy. This guy was a short version of Borriello (the hair cut that is)...complete douche. Came up to my chest literally.

This girl is from Bologna, Italy, has a masters in Econ & INternational relations FROM JOHN HOPKINS UNIVERSITY. :sergio:

Literally, the perfect girl came into my store 3 times and I...I just suck

:depressed

---------- Post added 31.05.2012 at 17:04 ----------

She could have any guy she wanted and she picks a Back Street Boy wannabe. :wallbang:

---------- Post added 31.05.2012 at 17:04 ----------

Forza Juve
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Pull her to the side and be like "I'm digging what you're bringing. Let me check it out by taking you out." She'll definitely dump that faggot for you.
 
Hust

Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
#730
May 29, 2005
93,703
#730
She will be back to the store again, if not for herself then with her friends. Next time I see her without that fuck-nut I will ask her out. She didn't even smile the entire time she was in the store, and the entire time he rushed her.

Never rush a girl when she is shopping.

That's like trying to pull the food bowl away from a hungry German Shepard.

Thats how you get bit.

I got this. I'm the Hust.

She just doesn't know it yet.

@King Arturo Believe me dude, I was ready to throw down.
 
Lilith

Lilith

Immortelle
#731
May 19, 2006
6,719
#731
The B( . Y . )B Whisperer said:
Never rush a girl when she is shopping.

That's like trying to pull the food bowl away from a hungry German Shepard.

Thats how you get bit.
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ALC said:
Pull her to the side and be like "I'm digging what you're bringing. Let me check it out by taking you out." She'll definitely dump that faggot for you.
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:lol: :lol: If I need advice I am so coming to you two. ;)
 
The Pado

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
#733
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
#733
Gordon Bombay said:
I've been thinking Pado. We should have a small shoe fapping tourney to remember the old days. We'll call it "Crystal City White Out". The man to leave himself in the most shoes over the weekend wins.
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That sounds like a plan, but I was really hoping a Ballz Out photo shoot was on the cards and, if Burke can't make it, perhaps I can stand in for him?
 
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