US Presidential Elections thread - the fate of the world to be decided (19 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

agreed

I am a fan of Roger Clemens as well...and we all know where that is going

Hopefully to the end of baseball.

 

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[Enron]

agreed

I am a fan of Roger Clemens as well...and we all know where that is going

I love Roger and wish him the best. He really should have come clean like Pettite. That said, perjury is very hard to prove, and it isn't against the law to use steroids. Unless I am mistaken.

 

[Bjerknes]

I think he said, he'd continue the "great wall". And make attempts to assimilate proper immigrants into our system while deporting some illegals and assimilating others.

That's what I believe as well.

But I don't think he'll end up building another "great wall." God, that would be so dumb.

 

[JCK]

Have you seen The Heartbreak Kid? When he tries to enter the US was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Enron]

That's what I believe as well.

But I don't think he'll end up building another "great wall." God, that would be so dumb.

I meant he'd continue with the chain link fence we are currently building in New Mexico to keep out illegals.

 

[Enron]

Have you seen The Heartbreak Kid? When he tries to enter the US was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I've not seen the Heartbreak Kid in a long time.

 

[JCK]

I've not seen the Heartbreak Kid in a long time.

I was referring to this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408839/

 

[Enron]

I was referring to this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408839/

Oh I thought you were talking about the Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder movie. Which turns out to be a totally different titled film.

 

[swag]

what are Obama's plans on illegal immigration ??

will he close the borders ??

Frigging white bread asswipes in places like South Carolina and Iowa have some nerve in suddenly sounding the immigration alarm bell because some of their new neighbors talk funny... when the have no clue that the rest of this country has spent decades acclimating to this already. It's old freaking news! And without these jamokes, your restaurant would cost 3x as much and there would be nobody to staff it or build it.

Yeah, like suddenly illegal immigration is critical 5 years after 9/11 ... and when the U.S dollar is in the crapper relative to the peso and even the Canadian pound?

I call bullshit detector off the charts on this latest immigration debate...

Hopefully to the end of baseball.

They're still playing that crappy sport? I thought that went out with pogo sticks.

 

[Bjerknes]

Frigging white bread asswipes in places like South Carolina and Iowa have some nerve in suddenly sounding the immigration alarm bell because some of their new neighbors talk funny... when the have no clue that the rest of this country has spent decades acclimating to this already. It's old freaking news! And without these jamokes, your restaurant would cost 3x as much and there would be nobody to staff it or build it.

Yeah, like suddenly illegal immigration is critical 5 years after 9/11 ... and when the U.S dollar is in the crapper relative to the peso and even the Canadian pound?

I call bullshit detector off the charts on this latest immigration debate...

You know, it's almost like some Republican rhetoric is very much like that of Hitler's. It's just that, in this case, it's those dirty Mexicans stealing from our economy and sending us down the drain.

Strange, this here.

They're still playing that crappy sport? I thought that went out with pogo sticks.

Nah, unfortunately not. Baseball beat the pogo stickers to the steroids.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

what they should do, is have the baseball players on pogo sticks

 

[Bjerknes]

what they should do, is have the baseball players on pogo sticks

Yes! And make all teams have a nice array of overweight male cheerleaders, like the Florida Marlins! Moreover, they should make a rule where if the team makes a double play, they can make the base runners stick their pogo sticks up their own ass!

Gives the term "pinch runner" a whole new meaning. :eyebrows:

 

[Enron]

Yes! And make all teams have a nice array of overweight male cheerleaders, like the Florida Marlins! Moreover, they should make a rule where if the team makes a double play, they can make the base runners stick their pogo sticks up their own ass!

Gives the term "pinch runner" a whole new meaning. :eyebrows:

Off topic.

 

[Bjerknes]

Off topic.

and in my ass!

 

[Bjerknes]

More big news from the McCain campaign!



http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/28/us/politics/28mccain.html?_r=1&ref=politics&oref=slogin

:rofl2:

McCain was born in PANAMA, making him NOT a natural born citizen and NOT an eligible candidate for President under strict interpretation of the United States Constitution. If this goes to the Supreme Court, where Bush has provided us with 7 STRICT Constructionists, they may judge that McCain is unable to be President.

If that's what the Constitution says, that's what the Constitution says! No ticky, no laundry.

But of course Bush will get those asshole Justices to judge in favor of McCain, if it comes to it, which it won't because the Republicans will brush this issue aside as well.

It's just funny... Republicans always whine like little girls about upholding the Constitution no matter what, but now they'll state that there are loopholes in this matter because he was born in the "Canal Zone."

Fucking goddamn hypocrites... The glorious Republican Party!

 

[Enron]

and in my ass!

Indeed. You ahnoose is no virgin.

 

[Bjerknes]

Indeed. You ahnoose is no virgin.

Give it to me, big boy.

 

[Enron]

More big news from the McCain campaign!



http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/28/us/politics/28mccain.html?_r=1&ref=politics&oref=slogin

:rofl2:

McCain was born in PANAMA, making him NOT a natural born citizen and NOT an eligible candidate for President under strict interpretation of the United States Constitution. If this goes to the Supreme Court, where Bush has provided us with 7 STRICT Constructionists, they may judge that McCain is unable to be President.

If that's what the Constitution says, that's what the Constitution says! No ticky, no laundry.

But of course Bush will get those asshole Justices to judge in favor of McCain, if it comes to it, which it won't because the Republicans will brush this issue aside as well.

It's just funny... Republicans always whine like little girls about upholding the Constitution no matter what, but now they'll state that there are loopholes in this matter because he was born in the "Canal Zone."

Fucking goddamn hypocrites... The glorious Republican Party!

That's kind of lame actually. I'd rather beat the guy in a general election than have his candidacy revoked because of a technicality.

 

[Enron]

Give it to me, big boy.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

That's kind of lame actually. I'd rather beat the guy in a general election than have his candidacy revoked because of a technicality.

is that just a technicality though?