US Presidential Elections thread - the fate of the world to be decided (44 Viewers)
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gerald ford
i could be wrong though
c'mon andrew, i know you can come up with a better argument than obese ppl.
with all the mountain men and militia groups from both those states combined, there could be a nice lil revolution that would last about 7 hours until they reach a metropolitan area where "God's Plan" would come to a speedy end.
i hate the south probably more than any of you but you can't deny that texas is one of the strongest states in the union. i don't see WV or PA producing great american politicians... oh wait ... have we crowned biden as great yet?
i could be wrong though
Maybe, but at least we don't have retards who want to break away from the nation.
Last time I checked, Texas was that fattest state, so once they secede perhaps we can then retake them over and use their citizens' fat as fuel for heating our homes.
Boone Pickens is a fucking genius.
Last time I checked, Texas was that fattest state, so once they secede perhaps we can then retake them over and use their citizens' fat as fuel for heating our homes.
Boone Pickens is a fucking genius.
with all the mountain men and militia groups from both those states combined, there could be a nice lil revolution that would last about 7 hours until they reach a metropolitan area where "God's Plan" would come to a speedy end.
i hate the south probably more than any of you but you can't deny that texas is one of the strongest states in the union. i don't see WV or PA producing great american politicians... oh wait ... have we crowned biden as great yet?
1) Ever been to Pittsburgh? It's metropolitan, but it's not NON-redneck. It's like a redneck central, Philly would be the only problem, plus your tactics are off. True WV's would snipe any metropolitan area dead before anything and there aren't any real metropolitan areas in WV......
2) You're retarded.
what tactics are you talking about?
the both of you need to leave your little bubbles and then come talk to me.
i've been to the burgh, allentown, berwick, wilkes-barre, wheeling, bethelehem, hazleton and a bunch of other places but i am not the one who makes over-the-top comments about suggesting a state to secede.
if you don't find that dumb then you obviously are as ignorant and small-minded as the people of your respective states are stereotyped to be
the both of you need to leave your little bubbles and then come talk to me.
i've been to the burgh, allentown, berwick, wilkes-barre, wheeling, bethelehem, hazleton and a bunch of other places but i am not the one who makes over-the-top comments about suggesting a state to secede.
if you don't find that dumb then you obviously are as ignorant and small-minded as the people of your respective states are stereotyped to be
sure thing, i'll start the paperwork first thing in the morning 
once again your logic...
once again your logic...
Looking at our current reality, I would have traded the state of Texas along with the Bush family to Mexico for Rafa Marquez and a few Coronas. That would have been an excellent trade to safeguard against the destructive Bush force on this nation.
texans were not the only ones who voted and of the bush administrations (sr or dubya). it takes a nation of millions buddy, so again you need to get out of your little bubble so you can see that.
and until you realize that your comments regarding the request of secession of a state in the union is utterly ridiculous, you lose all credibility in this argument as well.
you're smarter than that dude
and until you realize that your comments regarding the request of secession of a state in the union is utterly ridiculous, you lose all credibility in this argument as well.
you're smarter than that dude
Again, it's not my request, it is the request of a bunch of Texans. I'm just spurring them on because I don't really give a toss. Although I do wish they seceded about 20 years ago.
Lets dissect this idea for a moment. Why would Texas be "better off" seceding from the United States? Well lets see, first of all, Texas has very little natural resources besides oil and natural gas. They have a lot of exposure on their borders to Mexico and also to their now angry Liberal terrorists to the North. Texas' two main cities are industrial powerhouses without much financial capability, with one of the two being the statistically fattest city on earth. The increase in the size of their citizens will increase the amount of biogas in the atmosphere, thus contributing to global warming. Natural resources such as coal, wood, steel and gold would no longer be shipped across the border to the nation of Texas, so building complexes out of those materials would no longer be feasible. Good luck rebuilding in the aftermath of hurricanes. Citizens of Texas will have to eventually build their homes out of adobe while every single asset they have co-owned by the US government will be seized.
OK, you're right, Dru. It would be ridiculous. But so damn funny!
Lets dissect this idea for a moment. Why would Texas be "better off" seceding from the United States? Well lets see, first of all, Texas has very little natural resources besides oil and natural gas. They have a lot of exposure on their borders to Mexico and also to their now angry Liberal terrorists to the North. Texas' two main cities are industrial powerhouses without much financial capability, with one of the two being the statistically fattest city on earth. The increase in the size of their citizens will increase the amount of biogas in the atmosphere, thus contributing to global warming. Natural resources such as coal, wood, steel and gold would no longer be shipped across the border to the nation of Texas, so building complexes out of those materials would no longer be feasible. Good luck rebuilding in the aftermath of hurricanes. Citizens of Texas will have to eventually build their homes out of adobe while every single asset they have co-owned by the US government will be seized.
OK, you're right, Dru. It would be ridiculous. But so damn funny!
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