First order of business, fire Bob Bradley. Just get it over with. He's a moron.
Secondly, get rid of the deadweight, washed up players in the team, specifically Beasley and Ching. They're just a disgrace.
Third, strip Bocanegra of his captaincy. Hell, sometimes I don't even know why the guy plays because he simply isn't that good. He can't mark, makes mistakes all the time, so I'm sick of him as well. Too bad we don't have anybody clearly better because that idiot Bradley didn't call up Subotic.
Fourth, keep playing the younger players like Freddy, Altidore and Torres. We might as well because everybody just blows.
Congrats to Costa Rica who played a great game tonight. We can actually learn something from them by how they move the ball around and keep it on the pitch.
Howard - Couldn't really do much about the goals. He's got a bunch of crap in front of him. 6
Wynne - Did fairly well considering the circumstances. Best player at the back tonight, so props to him. Didn't let much through and at least he closed down the opposition. 6
Gooch - Didn't even win headers today. Pathetic. 4
Bocanegra - Horrible. Missed the mark on the second goal and missed marks all game. Give us your armband Captain Crap. 3.5
Beasley - Hey, it's not your fault, right? Your moron coach fields you there. You're still crap, though. 0
Dempsey - Your past three games for us have been horrible. Bring back your Fulham form. 4.5
Bradley - At least he has some heart and doesn't stop running, but he was still poor today. Knock some sense into your old fart father. 5.5
Mastroeni - If you're that tired, bro, call it a day. 3
Torres - Our best player on the night, yet was taken out by the tactical genius himself. This player provides the team with more flair and quick style of passing and creativity. He doesn't force the ball, but moves it around like a South American. He must start. 6.5
Donovan - All he does is run at players and lose the ball, but he didn't have much help. 5.
Altidore - Held up the ball BETTER than Ching, yet Harkes doesn't give him credit for it. Did well for being the only player up there, but I've seen him do much better. 5.5
Kljestan - Didn't add anything. 4.5
Freddy Adu - At least he can pass the ball going forward. Looks better than Dempsey and Donovan combined. 6
Charlie Davis - WOW! In ten minutes he managed to do more than the entire team on the night, winning a penalty. Great job my man, and you better start on Saturday. 6
Bob Bradley - Go to hell. -1,000,000
And Lalas, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Wynne and Torres did well, you fucking red-haired faggot. And no, we did not miss Ching, dumbass. Please die.