What? No post-match T&T talk? No Andy bouncing off the rafters after Jozy nails a hattrick -- with the service of American soccer's greatest terrorist?
I'm thoroughly disappointed.
(Though I'm guessing it's all in the LIVE thread.)
Howard - Didn't have his best match. Started off on the wrong foot blasting the ball towards Stern John 10 yards out. Probably should have yelled more before the match started. 5.5
Heydude - Another amazing performance from amazingly reckless but lovable tackling banshee. Great attacking forays as well from Red Cloud II. 7.5
Onheyyou - Not a bad match from what I saw. 6.5
Mouthblack - Was of his more solid matches, so that's saying something. 6.5
Jitterburg - Wasn't really tested but added a lot going forward. Can't use him against better sides though. 7
Deuce - Hasn't had a top notch match for us in a while. Perhaps needs to take a more central attacking role. 6.5
Mikey Mikey - Solid in the center. Good stepping up on the attacks. - 7
Pablito - Destroyed everything in his path. I think we always need him in the team away from home. 7
Lindsey Lohan - Great assists from her last night. 7.5
Brian CLINK - There's nothing in there. 5.5
AltiDORK - Great job from the guy who should always be starting up top. Well done my friend. 9
Scrap CLINK and put Freddy the Foxx up top, just like in the U-20s a few summers ago.

yo Andy Kornheiser from PTI just called jozy altidore: jerry out-the-door
That's okay. I thought that guy was named Andy Kornholeworm.